I'm not so greedy lah, USD1 Mil for each year
wah... u r more greedy than me wat.... 1 mil each year wor... just in case, if u can stay till 200 yrs old... thats a lot money man....
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wah... u r more greedy than me wat.... 1 mil each year wor... just in case, if u can stay till 200 yrs old... thats a lot money man....
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If MY adopt the USA constitution. I think MY no more idiot driver already...because idiot driver will get shot....Kakakaka....
When I was in US the 2 guys that pick me up was carrying a pistol each. Hahaha...No wonder there's no road hogging ppl in US or act idiot....
When I was in US the 2 guys that pick me up was carrying a pistol each. Hahaha...No wonder there's no road hogging ppl in US or act idiot....
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If MY adopt the USA constitution. I think MY no more idiot driver already...because idiot driver will get shot....Kakakaka....
When I was in US the 2 guys that pick me up was carrying a pistol each. Hahaha...No wonder there's no road hogging ppl in US or act idiot....
why dun u bring some.... pistol back..??:hmmmm:
Somemore there parents will have to carry their school bags for them..
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the damn kids would have the indon maid to carry the kids' bag when going to school.
WTF?!! going to school but lazy to carry their own bag?!!
What's next?! maybe next time the kid finish peeing, then ask the indon maid to wipe the birdie, and zip up his pants?
WTF?!! going to school but lazy to carry their own bag?!!
What's next?! maybe next time the kid finish peeing, then ask the indon maid to wipe the birdie, and zip up his pants?
Today my turn to run into a super motherfucking-god knows how he manage to live all these year-idiot.
I was driving along Jln Chan Sow Lin towards Jln Sg Besi, just come out from the underpass then i notice a car STOPPED at the divider on my left side, as we are facing the same direction, i tot he wanted to merge into my lane immediately, so i slowed down in case he do his stupid thing.
I noticed him from about 3 car lengths away, i was doing around 50kmh, then instead of merging he shoot straight across my lane to make a illegal u-turn onto the opposite lane.
CBK no time to avoid, i tot he wil just stick his head out i already slam breaks n drop gear, if he did stop i wont hit him but can swerve him. MCB he went straight across my lane when i'm 1.5 car lanes away, i could only swerve n say Fuck!. then banged him.
my car came to a dead stop on the opposite traffic, which thankfully was empty at tat time.which is why he make his stupid illegal u-turn. i try to start my car n drive off the on coming traffic path but my front left wheel arm bengkok or broken d, tire cant even roll. so have to abandon car in middle of road while that CB MYvi WNS 3606 stil can drive off the road n stop
After i check both direction clear, i look at my gf n her sis n ask them ok or not, tell them get out.then as i get out n walk to the front of my car i see that ARSEHOLE TOMMY NG of Cheras coming towards me apologising
Tommy Ng: Sorry Sorry
Me (Yelling): Fuck u la what the fuck are u doing?
Tommy: i made a wrong turn and wanted to to make a U-turn to go back another direction
Me: the fuck u make illegal u-turn you stupid motherfucker, want make u-turn go further where the road is wider and safer la arsehole!
Tommy: sorry sorry i shouldn't have done that
Me: of course u should have fucking done that la stupid ar u?
Tommy : sorry i didnt see u coming
Me: of cos u didnt see me coming u fucking arsehole otherwise this wouldnt have happened.
Tommy: Sorry sorry
Me: fuck u la go to hell (then i ignore him n check my car)
Diagram with my noob drawing skills.
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9379/accidentdiagramhy8.th.jpg
and right after the accident, as Tommy was coming towards me n i'm yelling my head off at him i saw a callman (simon) walking towards me, whole time i yelling at him face-to-face the callman i think prepared to stop me from whacking him, Simon was holding his hands up like telling me to chill.
Simon was actually like 30 meters behind me when it happened so he was lucky to be there la, not like those lurking ppl haha
end up musttow my car to Jln Bandar police station make report, then tow back to Simons workshop and await insurance to say go ahead.
to think i actually had the presence of mind to tiu that Tommy also funny, and all these actually in english...
I was driving along Jln Chan Sow Lin towards Jln Sg Besi, just come out from the underpass then i notice a car STOPPED at the divider on my left side, as we are facing the same direction, i tot he wanted to merge into my lane immediately, so i slowed down in case he do his stupid thing.
I noticed him from about 3 car lengths away, i was doing around 50kmh, then instead of merging he shoot straight across my lane to make a illegal u-turn onto the opposite lane.
CBK no time to avoid, i tot he wil just stick his head out i already slam breaks n drop gear, if he did stop i wont hit him but can swerve him. MCB he went straight across my lane when i'm 1.5 car lanes away, i could only swerve n say Fuck!. then banged him.
my car came to a dead stop on the opposite traffic, which thankfully was empty at tat time.which is why he make his stupid illegal u-turn. i try to start my car n drive off the on coming traffic path but my front left wheel arm bengkok or broken d, tire cant even roll. so have to abandon car in middle of road while that CB MYvi WNS 3606 stil can drive off the road n stop
After i check both direction clear, i look at my gf n her sis n ask them ok or not, tell them get out.then as i get out n walk to the front of my car i see that ARSEHOLE TOMMY NG of Cheras coming towards me apologising
Tommy Ng: Sorry Sorry
Me (Yelling): Fuck u la what the fuck are u doing?
Tommy: i made a wrong turn and wanted to to make a U-turn to go back another direction
Me: the fuck u make illegal u-turn you stupid motherfucker, want make u-turn go further where the road is wider and safer la arsehole!
Tommy: sorry sorry i shouldn't have done that
Me: of course u should have fucking done that la stupid ar u?
Tommy : sorry i didnt see u coming
Me: of cos u didnt see me coming u fucking arsehole otherwise this wouldnt have happened.
Tommy: Sorry sorry
Me: fuck u la go to hell (then i ignore him n check my car)
Diagram with my noob drawing skills.
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9379/accidentdiagramhy8.th.jpg
and right after the accident, as Tommy was coming towards me n i'm yelling my head off at him i saw a callman (simon) walking towards me, whole time i yelling at him face-to-face the callman i think prepared to stop me from whacking him, Simon was holding his hands up like telling me to chill.
Simon was actually like 30 meters behind me when it happened so he was lucky to be there la, not like those lurking ppl haha
end up musttow my car to Jln Bandar police station make report, then tow back to Simons workshop and await insurance to say go ahead.
to think i actually had the presence of mind to tiu that Tommy also funny, and all these actually in english...
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how fast were you going?..
so much damage..
so much damage..
sry i noob at drawing pic, he make a turn right at the last orange rubber tiang, from my left straight across my lane to the right side
i was doing about 50-60, but once i saw him lurking at the orange tiang i ready to drop gear n step break d incase he suddenly cut out to merge lane, mana tau tat fucker cut right in front of me. really damn cbk
he cut out when i was only 1 car away, too fucking fast...
when hit him i was probably slowed down to 20-30? the angle that i hit his car cause more damage to my car than his.
i was doing about 50-60, but once i saw him lurking at the orange tiang i ready to drop gear n step break d incase he suddenly cut out to merge lane, mana tau tat fucker cut right in front of me. really damn cbk
he cut out when i was only 1 car away, too fucking fast...
when hit him i was probably slowed down to 20-30? the angle that i hit his car cause more damage to my car than his.
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OHH YA , SORRY..I forgotten , Simon came and claim insurance..Sorry..
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I got story also la. but this time the idiot got what he deserve.
i was going downhill at genting. i always slow 40-60max.. coz i
know how danger it is at downhill if u hv to emergency brake..
so, come this CBK driving his superlution wira with clownforce..
he came right behind me sooooooo near i think i can see his nosehair
from my rearview mirror. i move to left lane after gip signal.. then the
CBK even honk me and gave me the taikor look. wtf? i already move out
of ur way maaaaa... so i just ignore the superclown and drive normally
and carefully. soon later, i start to smell rubber burn.. coz i have my window down.
lo and behold, just at the bend downhill in front of me, i saw the superclown
car facing opposite direction. his front bumper broke. my guess is the fella
car spinned and hit the side divider. i wanted to honk him back.. but.. nvm..
i guess he learnt his lesson. Hahaha!
i was going downhill at genting. i always slow 40-60max.. coz i
know how danger it is at downhill if u hv to emergency brake..
so, come this CBK driving his superlution wira with clownforce..
he came right behind me sooooooo near i think i can see his nosehair
from my rearview mirror. i move to left lane after gip signal.. then the
CBK even honk me and gave me the taikor look. wtf? i already move out
of ur way maaaaa... so i just ignore the superclown and drive normally
and carefully. soon later, i start to smell rubber burn.. coz i have my window down.
lo and behold, just at the bend downhill in front of me, i saw the superclown
car facing opposite direction. his front bumper broke. my guess is the fella
car spinned and hit the side divider. i wanted to honk him back.. but.. nvm..
i guess he learnt his lesson. Hahaha!
maybe he honk you to tell you he's about to crash.. haha..
wat is CBK...???
haha very good "U" rated explanation.
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