Hungry ghost month - ghost stories & true experience

[vr2turbo]

How come you know all the lingerie brands so well? You are regular customer ka?

Already mentioned he experienced mah......

 

[Izso]

How come you know all the lingerie brands so well? You are regular customer ka?

Eh.. real men know all the right brands and buy panties (sometimes bra) for their gf's / wives. Something lacy/T-back/g-string/soft satin/see through/etc. If they don't, the ladies will end up buying grandma panties and big 'comfy' bras.

xixili, la senza, victoria secret, Reebok (sports bra), Blush! and Triumph all good places to 'shop'. Always deal with the pretty sales lady, ignore the aunties. Then when asked what size you look up look down and say.. "About your size or maybe slightly larger.. not too sure"



But we're digressing. I never understood the banana tree superstition. Why the hell would anyone want to tempt fate like that and why bananas of all plants? I love bananas!

 

[Supra_Fanatics]

How come you know all the lingerie brands so well? You are regular customer ka?

Can refer to Izso post

Sf, the story u mention, shown on ntv7 rite? (if im not mistaken) its not rm, its in sing dollar.

Yup NTV7, ya is doesn't look Malaysian kind of movie. Ya, like u mentioned is more like Singapore Channel.

Eh.. real men know all the right brands and buy panties (sometimes bra) for their gf's / wives. Something lacy/T-back/g-string/soft satin/see through/etc. If they don't, the ladies will end up buying grandma panties and big 'comfy' bras.

xixili, la senza, victoria secret, Reebok (sports bra), Blush! and Triumph all good places to 'shop'. Always deal with the pretty sales lady, ignore the aunties. Then when asked what size you look up look down and say.. "About your size or maybe slightly larger.. not too sure"



But we're digressing. I never understood the banana tree superstition. Why the hell would anyone want to tempt fate like that and why bananas of all plants? I love bananas!

LOL! About your size and erm...are u as good as my wife on bed? Just trying to find out your
personality and character. That way, I can ask for your suggestion on the lingerie that she
might like... Wild, Tame or etcs..

Thanks man, finally know I'm one of the real men LOL!

Ya, Banana rumours of having female spirits in it. But I thought only girls love BANANAS? :hmmmm2: Izso....:afraid:

 

[Izso]

The fruit dammit.. the fruit.

I am homophobic.

 

[vr2turbo]

Eh.. real men know all the right brands and buy panties (sometimes bra) for their gf's / wives. Something lacy/T-back/g-string/soft satin/see through/etc. If they don't, the ladies will end up buying grandma panties and big 'comfy' bras.

xixili, la senza, victoria secret, Reebok (sports bra), Blush! and Triumph all good places to 'shop'. Always deal with the pretty sales lady, ignore the aunties. Then when asked what size you look up look down and say.. "About your size or maybe slightly larger.. not too sure"



But we're digressing. I never understood the banana tree superstition. Why the hell would anyone want to tempt fate like that and why bananas of all plants? I love bananas!

Wah! you even more experience, can name the panty types also.....

"About your size or maybe slightly larger.. not too sure", can I feel for measurement, so I won't buy the wrong size.......kakakakakakakakaka

 

[cvkit17]

I knw this is kinda out of topic..have anyone tried banana with seeds inside? Not ordinary seeds but big, round seeds like, 3~5mm diameter. It was from the wild..I once tried before and without any suspicion I took a big bite and....craaacccccckkk ! Pain tooth.

 

[vr2turbo]

Can refer to Izso post

Yup NTV7, ya is doesn't look Malaysian kind of movie. Ya, like u mentioned is more like Singapore Channel.

LOL! About your size and erm...are u as good as my wife on bed? Just trying to find out your
personality and character. That way, I can ask for your suggestion on the lingerie that she
might like... Wild, Tame or etcs..

Thanks man, finally know I'm one of the real men LOL!

Ya, Banana rumours of having female spirits in it. But I thought only girls love BANANAS? :hmmmm2: Izso....:afraid:

A lot of NTV7 movies are from Singapore nowadays.....

Not sure, but most ghost stories affiliated with Banana tress woh!:hmmmm:

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I knw this is kinda out of topic..have anyone tried banana with seeds inside? Not ordinary seeds but big, round seeds like, 3~5mm diameter. It was from the wild..I once tried before and without any suspicion I took a big bite and....craaacccccckkk ! Pain tooth.

Yup, tried before, but was warned first, so just spit it out.....

 

[cvkit17]

Yup, tried before, but was warned first, so just spit it out.....

Ooo..are those wild bananas? Seed so big...I really didnt knw how to eat it..seems like the volume taken by the seeds is more than the part that we can eat. If give to monkey, sure they will kena also at first bite hahaha

 

[vr2turbo]

Ooo..are those wild bananas? Seed so big...I really didnt knw how to eat it..seems like the volume taken by the seeds is more than the part that we can eat. If give to monkey, sure they will kena also at first bite hahaha

Not sure, as was given to me by a friend......but they were unlike the normal bananas on sale in the market...

 

[cvkit17]

Not sure, as was given to me by a friend......but they were unlike the normal bananas on sale in the market...

ya..they are shorter and fatter...hmmm...if tie a string to this kind of banana tree...will get a short and fat ghost with seeds in it? :ahhhhh:

 

[Supra_Fanatics]

A lot of NTV7 movies are from Singapore nowadays.....

Not sure, but most ghost stories affiliated with Banana tress woh!:hmmmm:

Yup, tried before, but was warned first, so just spit it out.....

Ya a lot of ghost stories about Banana Tree Ghost...

Should swallow it ma...maybe is the SEED of LOVE..after swallow, will be granted one wish to
have a beautiful girl from the spirit in the Banana Tree

 

[Izso]

Eh ask you guys something :

Take for example, you know if you follow some ritual next to some tree you'll get a super pretty girl who's obviously a spirit but she'll bring you luck and be yours to 'have' whenever, would you choose that knowing you'll never have a family and that if you do anything wrong it'll mean certain death?

 

[ehdrian]

Hell no..i dowan to live with the ghosts!..

I wanna live a normal life, just like everyone else, a family of my own.

 

[vr2turbo]

ya..they are shorter and fatter...hmmm...if tie a string to this kind of banana tree...will get a short and fat ghost with seeds in it? :ahhhhh:

Wah! now got to look for the right banana tree some more.......:hmmmm:

 

[Supra_Fanatics]

Eh ask you guys something :

Take for example, you know if you follow some ritual next to some tree you'll get a super pretty girl who's obviously a spirit but she'll bring you luck and be yours to 'have' whenever, would you choose that knowing you'll never have a family and that if you do anything wrong it'll mean certain death?

I'll if she look exactly like Taylor Swift or LiBingBing (Ada Wong) or any extremely pretty girl like Girls Generation. But a ghost that will live with me and love me as my wife.
Of course looks human to others but she is actually a ghost that no one will notice.

Then I don't mind...(already so hot and pretty and will do anything to make me happy, surely wont do anything wrong to her)

So, death will never be an issue

 

[YYC]

Eh ask you guys something :

Take for example, you know if you follow some ritual next to some tree you'll get a super pretty girl who's obviously a spirit but she'll bring you luck and be yours to 'have' whenever, would you choose that knowing you'll never have a family and that if you do anything wrong it'll mean certain death?

They could really satisfy your greed and lust more than you could take. A few shots every night for the rest of your life? No way if I know the ending.

 

[cvkit17]

I'll if she look exactly like Taylor Swift or LiBingBing (Ada Wong) or any extremely pretty girl like Girls Generation. But a ghost that will live with me and love me as my wife.
Of course looks human to others but she is actually a ghost that no one will notice.

Then I don't mind...(already so hot and pretty and will do anything to make me happy, surely wont do anything wrong to her)

So, death will never be an issue

hahahaha exactly what's only happening in movies. In real...ermm

 

[vr2turbo]

hahahaha exactly what's only happening in movies. In real...ermm

He see too many of these movies, now dreaming of it.......

 

[Supra_Fanatics]

hahahaha exactly what's only happening in movies. In real...ermm

He see too many of these movies, now dreaming of it.......

Ya, I guess seriously that Chinese Ghost Story 2012, really did planted a deep dream into my
head. More like fantasies

The movie is really sentimental, romance + some sadness..really makes u feel like
not all ghost are that bad after all and having a ghost that truly loves u and want to be
with u is not that bad after all..if she is pretty though

And not to be with u to suck your soul la...Love kind of True Love

Not that bad what if no one in the world wants u and suddenly a ghost that is real hot and pretty
that is in human form, can satisfy ur needs and also be with u all the time...loyal to u...not bad ma...

 

[YYC]

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