your best lies to women...cmmon guys

[Kopi]

Gal : errr... I found this bracelet beside your bed
Guy : huh? wtf? (face like so confused)
Gal : Don't tell me you don't know whom it belongs to... it is BY your bed for God's sake!!!
Guy : .... (look down on floor)... it's yours.
Gal : What u mean it's mine?
Guy : I bought it from my officemate / collegemate... she's selling this kinda stuff. I thought wanna give u on ur birthday. I'm so happy when thinking I want to give that to you... every night efore sleep I stare... because I love you so much (look into gal's eye)
Gal : (Melted cadbury already)... awww,... guy... I'm so sorry.... i didn't know...

Guy : (ok, she bought this junk.. I'm safe)

P/S : this one excuse has a rate of 40% only of succeeding... 60% might get you dumped for good, especially when the item look used already. If new, maybe 80% of success. Ekekekeke....

 

[bikinigal]

so...*wonder wonder*...wat's new? :secruity:

wei baby dats an old lie la...people start using that lie in the 1950"s......now days must use a more effective lie.....

 

[sarcastics]

so...*wonder wonder*...wat's new? :secruity:

she's my chick, you're my chick too, so what ??

 

[BlackSamurai]

It wasn't ME!

haha, this is good.

SHAGGY LYRICS

"It Wasn't Me"
(feat. Ricardo Ducent)

(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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