Women - Men Translated

[invisibleghost]

Ever wondered why females say one thing and mean another - this will help !!!

Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker




Women's English

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?




Men's English:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[AE80TypeD]

hear hear.. somewhat true (the men's section = all too true). had a good laugh thx

 

[si|verfish]

You see, men are honest beings. Unlike women...sheesh...

On a side note, where did this 2100 posts noob come from?

 

[AE80TypeD]

4k post tai kor kor... dun bully me :tongue:

nice number eh.. took almost 2 years to go from 2097 to reach 2100 LOL

 

[si|verfish]

That's what you get for spending too much time at porn sites instead of healthy websites like this. :)

 

[AE80TypeD]

Syhhhhh!! bugger..

 

[si|verfish]

So what's the reason for your resurrection?

 

[JacEK]

women's english sounds very familiar to me...i think i hear it almost everyday hehehe

 

[AE80TypeD]

s|lverfish,
err.... bored of porn. LMAO. its not a resurrection, just show face for a while only. see mood first.

 

[sakuraguy]

invisibleghost has many free times in ZTH .. ;)

 

[si|verfish]

s|lverfish,
err.... bored of porn. LMAO. its not a resurrection, just show face for a while only. see mood first.

Oh...like that one ah? Here not good enough for you is it?:tongwink:

 

[sakuraguy]

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