S-files is the special code for cases on shit. Its supposed to be private and confidential but what the heck.
Case 1
College shit
It was day 1 in college that day ,with the incident still fresh in my memory.
As any other colleges i had to go through painful motivation speeches which took most of my daily time ( which i find boring as hell ). After all of that being done, i went back to hostel , exhausted , hungry and sleepy. Before anything else could be done i sensed that i needed a shower so i grabbed my towel and walked to the bathroom which was just next to my room. i opened the door and i saw toilets on the left and showers on the right. i went on the right side finding a good shower but as i was looking i found something really #$%^fucked$^curse%$$toooot!!!!. as i opened a door, i `accidently` moved a huge piece of human shit on the floor, and i was like HOLY SHYTE! it was as huge as my arm, maybe bigger. i turned around with my nose pinched and my mouth $&%fuck fuck fuck^@#$^&!!!
later that night, i came back with a couple of angry guys to investigate. we saw the piece shit again, it was stinking as hell.As we searched around we found footprints, footprints of someone, maybe the owner of the piece of shit or someone who stepped on it. we followed the shit prints outside the toilet but suddenly it dissapeared. The case remained unsolved till now.
Case 2
i was driving long range that day and the hours seemed like a lifetime with my stomach telling me that i have to crap somewhere. i couldnt find a toilet for quite sometime that day and my asshole could burst any moment. after all of the dedication and hardwork of searching i finally reached a toilet at a restaurant and i was like `PHEW!`. i walked in with a steadily controlled type of walking so that no one was to be suspecting me of doing `business`.
i entered, closed the door, opened my pants and shit. everything was ok but only one thing, the lights were off. i couldnt see a thing but i continued. as i was finished i put on my pants back on and flushed but suddenly i felt my feet getting wet and i was like wtf?. i opened the door and as light came in i could see that liqiud was flowing over the toilet bowl where i just shitted and that time %^%&^^&CURSE&*^()*(toooooooooot!!!!. what a fucked up experience, i washed my feet and threw away my slippers
what a waste.
Case 1
College shit
It was day 1 in college that day ,with the incident still fresh in my memory.
As any other colleges i had to go through painful motivation speeches which took most of my daily time ( which i find boring as hell ). After all of that being done, i went back to hostel , exhausted , hungry and sleepy. Before anything else could be done i sensed that i needed a shower so i grabbed my towel and walked to the bathroom which was just next to my room. i opened the door and i saw toilets on the left and showers on the right. i went on the right side finding a good shower but as i was looking i found something really #$%^fucked$^curse%$$toooot!!!!. as i opened a door, i `accidently` moved a huge piece of human shit on the floor, and i was like HOLY SHYTE! it was as huge as my arm, maybe bigger. i turned around with my nose pinched and my mouth $&%fuck fuck fuck^@#$^&!!!
later that night, i came back with a couple of angry guys to investigate. we saw the piece shit again, it was stinking as hell.As we searched around we found footprints, footprints of someone, maybe the owner of the piece of shit or someone who stepped on it. we followed the shit prints outside the toilet but suddenly it dissapeared. The case remained unsolved till now.
Case 2
i was driving long range that day and the hours seemed like a lifetime with my stomach telling me that i have to crap somewhere. i couldnt find a toilet for quite sometime that day and my asshole could burst any moment. after all of the dedication and hardwork of searching i finally reached a toilet at a restaurant and i was like `PHEW!`. i walked in with a steadily controlled type of walking so that no one was to be suspecting me of doing `business`.
i entered, closed the door, opened my pants and shit. everything was ok but only one thing, the lights were off. i couldnt see a thing but i continued. as i was finished i put on my pants back on and flushed but suddenly i felt my feet getting wet and i was like wtf?. i opened the door and as light came in i could see that liqiud was flowing over the toilet bowl where i just shitted and that time %^%&^^&CURSE&*^()*(toooooooooot!!!!. what a fucked up experience, i washed my feet and threw away my slippers
what a waste.
