Police

[maui_lee]

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my dad did tell me that some polis jpj......cari makan......
if not mistaken....at least they have at least 9 cones.......and at least a polis with a position of inspector....on the spot during any block......but most of the time........the head....will go for yam ca....around....if anything happen.......they will appear.......

 

[Ingolstadt]

Pui~ fuck you all policemen.

1. I got a friend who one late night drives a Volvo 2.0T back from clubbing. A Waja came behind him on a dark road, tail gate him, flash him and full the throttle to signify a race .... they then race a bit, a few corners ..... the siren of the waja came up.... its a policecar. They stopped him and said that he is driving very fast, bullshit bla bla.... then they ask him to stepp out of his car after gotting his license, and one ask him to do the routine drunk test, while the other say he wanna search the car ..... after around 3 minutes, they ask him to go home, no issues. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!

Once my friend reached home, baffled why those blood sucking vampires released him.... then as he was about to stepped out of his car, guess what, His O2 Jam PDA lost, money from his dompet (which he left inside the car) missing. Congrats! to Malaysia being one of the countries certifying robbers and theives in an act of oath and trusts. They memang Cepat Dan Cergas.

2. One friend got stopped middle of the night, check engine, check badan, check boot... then eureaka !!! They've found it! 2 pieces of pirated cds. (whose car dun have?) and those jibaigias ask my friend whether he's a pirated vcd printer (printer k? not seller) ........... wat to do? pay lor ..... RM50.

Policemen..... fuck you all.

 

[sPoOn3838]

heheheee.....support~!!!!!!!!!

 

[ken12292703]

Is there a solution to this kind of problem? We CANNOT go back to police to report cases of police. We need to go to the MEDIA or POLITICIANS. We really need to have a cam-recorder or audio recorder in our car. Record everything and blast them kauu kauu in the media if they are wrong. Really sad of Malaysian Police. Not productive at all. Salary increase already what, still want to cari makan so much. Might as well DON'T INCREASE! Hiah, very very frustrated.

 

[sPoOn3838]

maybe soon malaysia will have FBI
FEDERAL BUREA INVESTIGATOR
yi ha~~~~ then pollice cannot lansi lan young!!

 

[Kyoichi(Emperor)]

ACA oso can't do anything , u expect ala-FBI to be successful ah?

 

[Ingolstadt]

same one ... its the attitude of those big ones from Dr M era... doesnt have the need to be responsible of what they are doing......

1. Girl got taped in changing room - Those idiots say that now the problem is not the lady police who mis-used her rights, its the guy who filmed it.... wtf is that?

2. Police minta rasuah (minta ok, not ambil) they say its individual cases. hahah

3. i got fed up already..... work hard, leave this country.

 

[Ingolstadt]

By the way; who doesn't know this dialogue?

A: Tadi you buat ini macam, kalau saman, mahal tau~ kena tiga ratus

B: Bang, tolong lah~

A: Macam mana mau tolong?~

B: boleh lar, tolong sikit lar~

A: Berapa mau tolong? (Note* Berapa mau tolong sooner or later will be used more than Bagaimana mau tolong.....)

B: Ini saja ada~

A: Tak boleh lar... saya ada banyak orang kat sini, boss lagi ade, banyak sikit lar

B: tolong lah bang, saya student lar (30 year old also say.. keke) ....

A: okok, taruk bawah IC .... ~ nah! IC ambil balek...

B: ok.... (@#$#%^&*^(&*%^$)

 

[sPoOn3838]

hehehehe... let me tell you my storie!!

dialogue;

HE; Ni hau ma!!! (he spoke mandrine to me ) HOW ARE U !!

me: shock!!!! and answer (bu hau la jian dao ni) to see u here sir!

HE : Mari IC , Lu tau apa salah kamu tak?

me : tak tau lah boss ...

HE : you speeding at karak highway you know .... jadi nak macam mana!

me : boleh macam mana boss ( actualy i waiting him to ask for $$)

HE: you tau tak kalau kena saman RM300 loh

me: tak boleh lah boss mahal lar.

He : jadi you kasi $100 setter lar...

me : ayooo boss tadek lar, ku baru tinggal RM30 lagi balik dari kampung!

saya kasi semua lar ok?

he: tak boleh sikit sangat!!!

me: macam tu tulis saja la....... ( his face change a bit)

he: ok lah ! ok lah ! tiga pun tiga la.....

he: sat lagi macam mana nak keluar tol? ( try to catch my long leg)

me: oh... boss tapah saya guna t Ng !!!

Setter!!!! @!)!@*&$!()&!_$^!@_(!^$!

used to cought by fking police 3 time a day !! crazy