and for the fourth time, I HATE U ms. JUN! we are so over! i never wanna go out with u again!
..broke my heart? nope. she did much worse than that. i dun care wat everybody else hails or admire or say or sokong him. this is my hatepost as the first anti GSR king club :lol:
last friday nite, me and fellow forummer Emissary asked JUN the GSR king to go yum cha. we wanted to feel the power of the JUN GSR mah... so mai ride his car lor...
but b4 even begin anything this GSR king very weird weird behaviour one.. must be too drunk from the previous nite or tired from work. she go ask us "RM10 fuel enuff or not for my car". of coz la not enuff! u think jet fuel so cheap meh! summore wanna go KL liao. bugger make us damn paiseh oledy
as if being subjected to double decontamination and issued rubber gloves and checked for lice (yes even the pubic type) and combed of all loose hair AND screened for STDs before entering the car is not enuff... when we asked him to step on it or go faster to beat a traffic light.. he tiao back "u wanna pay for my fuel or tolak my car if we run out half way!?" knn..
i wanna open the door he say "do it without touching the paint" wtf? :blink:
i come into the back seat he shouted dont sit on the magazines.
i step in the car he shout shake ur shoes from all dirt & sand first.
i hang my hand on the roof handles inside the car... he calmly turns around and calmly warned, "u dont simply touch my car unnecessarily can anot?"
AARRGHHHHH i was already crazy halfway thru KL! :blink:
we stopped at an tsunami charity drive event before yum cha. FINALLY! a stop! and when i thought i couldnt be stepped down any deeper, the King comes down with his cloth and the first thing he does after we were all out was wipe the WHOLE car off fingerprints!
blardy hell wait until we not around so paiseh can or not!
oh but have to mention the girls who were at the small but "star-studded" (so to speak) event were BLAARDY hot! sluuurrpp~~ :wub:. oh yeah. GSR king was also staring at them... malas want to kao konon..
in revenge for earlier paisehness, we buat kacau inside his car without breaking any of his rules lor... we were so annoying that he bullied one kancil in front of KLCC! :lol: hahahah poor victim of me and Emissary's suffering. we didnt stop there! on the way back from yum cha.. Emissary finally challenged our king to catch one wira given head start from a red light. our nite finally paid off when JUN GSR finally upped his fueling/boost watever and blew our heads off!
i have never been in a rocket before... now no need to wonder anymore :lol:
1st gear my back and head aching...2nd gear i saw Emissary pass out! i was barely to the last vestiges of my grip when my whole life flashed before me, and didnt remember anything anymore after that.. all i know was the Gs man.. the Gs... the last thing i saw was shifting to 3rd gear... *black*
im lucky to be alive coz JUN would've sliced my balls off if i puked in the car.
moral of the story is actually
DONT MESS WITH THE KING! :lol:
JUN if u are reading this, i still hate u! duwan go with ur car anymore! :lol:
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..broke my heart? nope. she did much worse than that. i dun care wat everybody else hails or admire or say or sokong him. this is my hatepost as the first anti GSR king club :lol:
last friday nite, me and fellow forummer Emissary asked JUN the GSR king to go yum cha. we wanted to feel the power of the JUN GSR mah... so mai ride his car lor...
but b4 even begin anything this GSR king very weird weird behaviour one.. must be too drunk from the previous nite or tired from work. she go ask us "RM10 fuel enuff or not for my car". of coz la not enuff! u think jet fuel so cheap meh! summore wanna go KL liao. bugger make us damn paiseh oledy
as if being subjected to double decontamination and issued rubber gloves and checked for lice (yes even the pubic type) and combed of all loose hair AND screened for STDs before entering the car is not enuff... when we asked him to step on it or go faster to beat a traffic light.. he tiao back "u wanna pay for my fuel or tolak my car if we run out half way!?" knn..
i wanna open the door he say "do it without touching the paint" wtf? :blink:
i come into the back seat he shouted dont sit on the magazines.
i step in the car he shout shake ur shoes from all dirt & sand first.
i hang my hand on the roof handles inside the car... he calmly turns around and calmly warned, "u dont simply touch my car unnecessarily can anot?"
AARRGHHHHH i was already crazy halfway thru KL! :blink:
we stopped at an tsunami charity drive event before yum cha. FINALLY! a stop! and when i thought i couldnt be stepped down any deeper, the King comes down with his cloth and the first thing he does after we were all out was wipe the WHOLE car off fingerprints!
oh but have to mention the girls who were at the small but "star-studded" (so to speak) event were BLAARDY hot! sluuurrpp~~ :wub:. oh yeah. GSR king was also staring at them... malas want to kao konon..
in revenge for earlier paisehness, we buat kacau inside his car without breaking any of his rules lor... we were so annoying that he bullied one kancil in front of KLCC! :lol: hahahah poor victim of me and Emissary's suffering. we didnt stop there! on the way back from yum cha.. Emissary finally challenged our king to catch one wira given head start from a red light. our nite finally paid off when JUN GSR finally upped his fueling/boost watever and blew our heads off!
i have never been in a rocket before... now no need to wonder anymore :lol:
1st gear my back and head aching...2nd gear i saw Emissary pass out! i was barely to the last vestiges of my grip when my whole life flashed before me, and didnt remember anything anymore after that.. all i know was the Gs man.. the Gs... the last thing i saw was shifting to 3rd gear... *black*
im lucky to be alive coz JUN would've sliced my balls off if i puked in the car.
moral of the story is actually
DONT MESS WITH THE KING! :lol:
JUN if u are reading this, i still hate u! duwan go with ur car anymore! :lol:
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