Wanna share story wif u guyz, ....i lived somewhere near jalan u-thant, u know..jalan u-thant is infamous for its secluded spot especially for couple to "hanky-panky". Just now,around 4am, got this one horny couple park their car infront of my house. I woke up, (tiu laa..disturbed my sleep!!) coz' i thought maybe it's car theif or robber..etc..etc..They parked exactly infront of my gates...(got playground in front of my house). As a concerned a person, i equipped myself wif parang and a powerful torchlight (like maglite one but made in china..bought it frm jalan pasar..really worth it!!!)I woke up my dad first (backup laa)...Then, my dad and i came out to the gate and switch on the torchlight..muahahaha, u should see those horny couple face lor, coz' i directly aimed the torchlight to their face...still not cum yet, have to cabut..(run)..the funny part, the horny dude forgot to release the handbrake!!!..just imagine, he try to accelerate the car..but he cant, coz' the rear wheels lock .ehehe..btw, it's a kelisa..(fuiyoo, izzit comfortable to hanky panky inside kelisa ??)...damn those horny couple!!..disturbed my sleep big time!!..now i cant sleep!!...Maybe the dude, pee in his pants coz' he saw me wif parang....muahahaha.
moral: wanna hanky panky go to the hotel laa, dont be a cheapskate, and 1 more thing, bad karma/omen laa if you hanky panky inside ur car!!...aiyoooo....
moral: wanna hanky panky go to the hotel laa, dont be a cheapskate, and 1 more thing, bad karma/omen laa if you hanky panky inside ur car!!...aiyoooo....