those stupids questions that will make you tension...
1."wah so fat ah these days.... no need to work ka? goyang kaki onli meh?"
2."wei how come u so thin one? dun have money to buy proper food meh? your bf didnt treat you well ah?"
3."you are rich mah, belanja us makan tonight can or not?"
4."Wah....dem nice the food la... you cook this meh? you sure ah? or perhaps you just tapau it outside?"
5."why so many pimples on your face, you never control your eating habit meh?
6.when meet with an accident: " see i told you already, dont race. see what happen now?"
7."wah so relax ah today? got no job to do meh?"
8."ey...can you borrow me some money? u are rich mah... come la.. we are friendsssssssssss what?"
9."wait la... i pay you next month can arr? you are rich mah... im poor dude... next month ah?"
10."borrow your hp for a while can?" then calling his/her beau and yakking like his/her own hp
11."borrow your hp for a while, i need to SMS my friend for a while" and grinning and smiling all the time while using your hp.your hp tit tot tit tot incoming sms come but for your friend. 12."Let me borrow your motor/car for a while.For a while only lah."Then only next morning send back to you while you stuck dead at home/room.
13.If you are jobless" You work already or not? Why so lazy, so choosy meh?"
14."Wah new RSM leh.Buy cash or using credit card?"
15." why never call/sms me lately? got new gf already kah? lu tiap her already or not?"
16." wei... u old already la.... get married la..."
17."Wah..nice smell.What perfume are you using?" Like I dunno la u wanna copy my perfume 18.While eating KFC "Wei... i thought u are on diet what? dont u know fried chicken fattening one u know" Feels like wanna throw drumstick to his face 19." Weh... seriously you are manager arr now? How come people like you can be manager?"
20. "What kind of car you driving right now? Still driving that old junk ka? Haih...be like me la...i just bought brand new car last month" Sohai!
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21." wei..your face looks tired.... how many "rounds" last night? did she cum?"
22." Your face looks nicer... you inject Botox meh?"
23."How come your hair become messy like this... why dont you use wig?"
24." Your gf work where ah? How much she earn per month?"
25.If you quit job " why la you quit your job? work there already nice what? got lenglui, got own workstation bla bla bla"
26. "How's business? Change to BMW already meh?"
27.During TT " Wei long time no see...eyy...still using this old hp ka?"
28." Why still using this engine... no syiok wan... upgrade to K20A leh " As is like I have my onw bank
29." Wei still working at this hour ka? Have some fun la.... even if you are dem hardworking you are still sohai la"
30."Public holiday have to work meh? Wah dem rich la u... can belanja me one round tonight or not?"
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31. while playing CS or WC " Wei not like that la... on your left...you shouldnt go there... build there first blablabla" dem annoying 32.If you are already married " wah long time no see.... how many kids u already have? dun have meh? your did got problem meh? "
33.If didnt replied to your friend SMS " wahh so keng one arr these days.... got GF already forget your friend meh?"
34." Until when you gonna working as ( your job )? You think you can live by your current salary meh? You see me eh, working as ( his/her job) got good pay summore blablabla" 35. " When you gonna change your car? Wanna drive this car until you die meh?"
36." I cant believe you bought this old junk "
37." Still living at the old house ka? Come on la .... you are big already.Staying with parents looks stupid leh "
38." You trust your gf/bf meh? Sure he/she didnt "eat" outside or not?" 39.WHile window shopping " Ya nak apa?"
40." can tapow for me 1st can or not? next month i pay u back " Referring to cigarette and foods.
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41. " eh..how come your brother/sister much fairer than you?" Facker! 42. While eating " wah this guy eating so fast meh? didnt see food for ages meh?"
43." how much u earn actually? your gf? make sure she didnt earn more than u ahh"
44." your credit card balance how much? "
45. " wahhh gold/platinum card leh.... sure u rich wan.... belanja me one round at spa can meh?"
46." not tired meh study part time? better stay at home after work la.no need to study hard one"
47." wah so nice your shirt....where did u buy it? Pyramid got sale meh?"
48." No wonder la your sports rims look familiar.... buy second hand meh? which shop?"
49. " haih why la u spent thousands for this RECARO seats...better buy imitation one leh...still same what?"
50. You just got back from Pyramid.then ur officemate ask you" MNG got sales meh? " As like I am working at MNG lah....
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1."wah so fat ah these days.... no need to work ka? goyang kaki onli meh?"
2."wei how come u so thin one? dun have money to buy proper food meh? your bf didnt treat you well ah?"
3."you are rich mah, belanja us makan tonight can or not?"
4."Wah....dem nice the food la... you cook this meh? you sure ah? or perhaps you just tapau it outside?"
5."why so many pimples on your face, you never control your eating habit meh?
6.when meet with an accident: " see i told you already, dont race. see what happen now?"
7."wah so relax ah today? got no job to do meh?"
8."ey...can you borrow me some money? u are rich mah... come la.. we are friendsssssssssss what?"
9."wait la... i pay you next month can arr? you are rich mah... im poor dude... next month ah?"
10."borrow your hp for a while can?" then calling his/her beau and yakking like his/her own hp
11."borrow your hp for a while, i need to SMS my friend for a while" and grinning and smiling all the time while using your hp.your hp tit tot tit tot incoming sms come but for your friend. 12."Let me borrow your motor/car for a while.For a while only lah."Then only next morning send back to you while you stuck dead at home/room.
13.If you are jobless" You work already or not? Why so lazy, so choosy meh?"
14."Wah new RSM leh.Buy cash or using credit card?"
15." why never call/sms me lately? got new gf already kah? lu tiap her already or not?"
16." wei... u old already la.... get married la..."
17."Wah..nice smell.What perfume are you using?" Like I dunno la u wanna copy my perfume 18.While eating KFC "Wei... i thought u are on diet what? dont u know fried chicken fattening one u know" Feels like wanna throw drumstick to his face 19." Weh... seriously you are manager arr now? How come people like you can be manager?"
20. "What kind of car you driving right now? Still driving that old junk ka? Haih...be like me la...i just bought brand new car last month" Sohai!
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21." wei..your face looks tired.... how many "rounds" last night? did she cum?"
22." Your face looks nicer... you inject Botox meh?"
23."How come your hair become messy like this... why dont you use wig?"
24." Your gf work where ah? How much she earn per month?"
25.If you quit job " why la you quit your job? work there already nice what? got lenglui, got own workstation bla bla bla"
26. "How's business? Change to BMW already meh?"
27.During TT " Wei long time no see...eyy...still using this old hp ka?"
28." Why still using this engine... no syiok wan... upgrade to K20A leh " As is like I have my onw bank
29." Wei still working at this hour ka? Have some fun la.... even if you are dem hardworking you are still sohai la"
30."Public holiday have to work meh? Wah dem rich la u... can belanja me one round tonight or not?"
add on more
Will add more B)
31. while playing CS or WC " Wei not like that la... on your left...you shouldnt go there... build there first blablabla" dem annoying 32.If you are already married " wah long time no see.... how many kids u already have? dun have meh? your did got problem meh? "
33.If didnt replied to your friend SMS " wahh so keng one arr these days.... got GF already forget your friend meh?"
34." Until when you gonna working as ( your job )? You think you can live by your current salary meh? You see me eh, working as ( his/her job) got good pay summore blablabla" 35. " When you gonna change your car? Wanna drive this car until you die meh?"
36." I cant believe you bought this old junk "
37." Still living at the old house ka? Come on la .... you are big already.Staying with parents looks stupid leh "
38." You trust your gf/bf meh? Sure he/she didnt "eat" outside or not?" 39.WHile window shopping " Ya nak apa?"
40." can tapow for me 1st can or not? next month i pay u back " Referring to cigarette and foods.
add more
41. " eh..how come your brother/sister much fairer than you?" Facker! 42. While eating " wah this guy eating so fast meh? didnt see food for ages meh?"
43." how much u earn actually? your gf? make sure she didnt earn more than u ahh"
44." your credit card balance how much? "
45. " wahhh gold/platinum card leh.... sure u rich wan.... belanja me one round at spa can meh?"
46." not tired meh study part time? better stay at home after work la.no need to study hard one"
47." wah so nice your shirt....where did u buy it? Pyramid got sale meh?"
48." No wonder la your sports rims look familiar.... buy second hand meh? which shop?"
49. " haih why la u spent thousands for this RECARO seats...better buy imitation one leh...still same what?"
50. You just got back from Pyramid.then ur officemate ask you" MNG got sales meh? " As like I am working at MNG lah....
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