JB New Section........ Part 4.....

[normality78]

ash,
u sure got so little or not? whahhah

 

[ashween]

hahaha...i think more than zillion liao....:ridinghorse::ridinghorse:

Bump: [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Strange Sex Laws[/FONT]

1. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.[/FONT]​
2. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.[/FONT]​
3. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.[/FONT]​
4. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.[/FONT]​
5. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.[/FONT]​
6. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.[/FONT]​
7. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.[/FONT]​
8. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.[/FONT]​
9. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.[/FONT]​
10. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."[/FONT]​

Bump: [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Strange Sex Laws[/FONT]

1. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.[/FONT]​
2. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.[/FONT]​
3. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.[/FONT]​
4. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.[/FONT]​
5. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.[/FONT]​
6. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.[/FONT]​
7. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.[/FONT]​
8. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.[/FONT]​
9. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.[/FONT]​
10. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."[/FONT]​

Bump: chiowz.....nap time....

Bump: chiowz.....nap time....

 

[GeneJin]

hahaha...i think more than zillion liao....:ridinghorse::ridinghorse:

Bump: [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Strange Sex Laws[/FONT]

1. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.[/FONT]​
2. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.[/FONT]​
3. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.[/FONT]​
4. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.[/FONT]​
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   [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.[/FONT]​
5. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.[/FONT]​
6. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.[/FONT]​
7. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.[/FONT]​
8. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.[/FONT]​
9. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."[/FONT]​

Bump: [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Strange Sex Laws[/FONT]

1. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.[/FONT]​
2. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.[/FONT]​
3. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.[/FONT]​
4. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.[/FONT]​
5. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.[/FONT]​
6. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.[/FONT]​
7. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.[/FONT]​
8. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.[/FONT]​
9. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.[/FONT]​
10. [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."[/FONT]​

Bump: chiowz.....nap time....

Bump: chiowz.....nap time....

WTF is this? lolz..
Who wanna go guam and work? Lolz..

I hear someone talking about dinner at harbour front? got fruits?

 

[calvin9683]

damn...
had enuf of shootings around here la.....

basil...
if the main purpose of u kpkb here to for the amount of daily post....
then u should fucking stop doin so....
evryone will b happy!!!!!

ash....
"strange sex law" izzit true wor???
i just read out loud to my colleague in office....
wif all the horny malay bitches around....!!!!
damn....i'm damn afraid they'll rape me!!!
wahahahahaha

keon...
how come i cant see the pics de???

SIM....i can go in sg n meet u.....
provided u treat me la...
wahahahahaha

Bump: eh eh...
everyone bz shooting each other...

today is friday liao ler....
got TT o not wor???
been few weeks we din hav TT edi wei....

n hor....
yesterday received 1 leaflet.....
this weekend got autoshow at persada...
anyone interested in going???

 

[GeneJin]

I wanna go AutoShoW!! Where u guys always TT?

 

[Basil Basil]

ok lar better stop it lar.............for those feedback n explaination u guys says it all liow lar...............haiz.....................

wah sim so fast go sake sushi treat liwo har..............frank any posibility we will recieve a red bom from SIM next year????????????

 

[tykiasu]

i want FREE sushi from TCSim. U treat us sure go help to support u one.

Lebanon one power. Imagine u walking down the street with someone fucking a stray dog and it's like a biasa kinda thing.

steady papaya.

and today if got TT i can't make it. Going back hometown later.

 

[calvin9683]

ok!!!!

TT tonight....
time: 9.30pm
venue: Hitam Manis (behind Jusco Tebrau City, beside petronas & opposite JUN bodykit)

who is on?????

 

[normality78]

im on.......

Bump:

wah sim so fast go sake sushi treat liwo har..............frank any posibility we will recieve a red bom from SIM next year????????????

funny leh u ask me this question......

 

[Basil Basil]

wa cant onz coz going to church............xmas coming...........as my father above says REPENT MY CHILD....................

 

[normality78]

QUESTION OF the YEAR 2008..

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http://www.sgaltis.com/viewtopic.php?p=204355#204355Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:22 am Post subject: Lowering Springhttp://www.sgaltis.com/posting.php?mode=quote&p=204355 Selling APEX lowering spring (Yellow) for 03-07 altis, use for less than a year, looking at $80neg. call 93868784 for fast deal, thxshttp://www.sgaltis.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196#tophttp://www.sgaltis.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6499 http://www.sgaltis.com/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=6499 http://www.sgaltis.com/templates/Charcoal2/images/spacer.gifternghuei



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http://www.sgaltis.com/viewtopic.php?p=204385#204385Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject: http://www.sgaltis.com/posting.php?mode=quote&p=204385 hi,

how does this springs work?

tks


http://www.sgaltis.com/viewtopic.php?p=204355#204355

 

[calvin9683]

ok la....
see u guys tonight....

so far...
me, kenneth n frank on edi...
who dunno the way can call me...
012-7579249

 

[JGE_4G15]

basil.....
wat i can say is juz acceot hte facts and get on with it la.....
no point kpkb on those issues......

sim....
so fast lock-on your target liao.......
dun tell me u wanna "strick the iron while it's hot"
wahahahahaha.....

ash "essay" anm power sial.....
make me wanna change job & work in guam.......
kekekekekeke...............

seems like all going for tt already....
enjoy urselves guys................

 

[TCSIM]

Paiseh guys.. Havent joined the TT for one year and I still skipping it.. My bike battery ran flat just now.. The nearest bike shop left with one mechanic and he super busy.. I just got home.. arghh.. cant join u guys again...

 

[tykiasu]

Paiseh guys.. Havent joined the TT for one year and I still skipping it.. My bike battery ran flat just now.. The nearest bike shop left with one mechanic and he super busy.. I just got home.. arghh.. cant join u guys again...

we biasa already.:sleep:

 

[alexklg]

zzzzzzzzzzzz.... just reach home from TT... shiok sial... so long nvr TT already.....

 

[GeneJin]

Wut time is the AutoShow?

 

[calvin9683]

we biasa already.:sleep:

KNS U....
post n shoot as if u got attend like dat...
wahahahahaha

 

[TCSIM]

guys.. check with you guys.. how to take bus or train to Singapore nowadays? What's the best way?

Bump: guys.. check with you guys.. how to take bus or train to Singapore nowadays? What's the best way?

Bump: guys.. check with you guys.. how to take bus or train to Singapore nowadays? What's the best way?

 

[normality78]

wah... so fast wanna take bus to Spore look for your miss Love meh? whahahaha.... now u damn kao famous liao lo hor....