Ah Beng - Code of Conduct

[loose_end]

High class ah beng ? rm299 = =

 

[JINEIL2EN]

Woi blader i thought you dont wear underwear so easy to chicks??? thats what you told me before right???

wat la u.... that night i told u, 1st wearing those branded 1 or 2nd dun wear any...:stupid:

 

[loose_end]

I just went to youtube and type Ah-Beng and got this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzcug2twclA

 

[PocketRocket]

old one la bro....lolz

 

[JINEIL2EN]

but still can cheers up my moody days...

 

[TitanRev]

old stuff but still funny as hell....Hahahaha

 

[JINEIL2EN]

old stuff but still funny as hell....Hahahaha

just like Old virgin, funny like hell for every1..??:hmmmm:

 

[Saga Continue]

This was how Ah Beng filled up the Interview Form:



Name; Ah Beng



Age: Still Young



Sex: Never. Still underage



Religion: I only got remember I pray when my cat died last year



Race: I love to race. How you know?



Nationality: I don’t like National, I like Sony



IC Number: Don’t know. Lost my MyKad



Telephone Number: House no phone



Hand phone Number: Lost hand phone aledi



Address: Why you want to know? My taikow say
no simply give address to strangers.



City; Nor Haliza



Postcode: I never post anything



State: In my family I am 2nd



Country: I like Canada



Marriage Status; Why you so kay poh one?



Email Address: Hotmail



Education; My Std 5 teacher say not bad but can improve if come school more



Working experience: All time selling DVD lor



Father’s Name: Papa



Father’s IC: You can ask him.



Mother’s Name: Mama



Mother’s IC: You orso can ask her



Current Salary: Depend on my taiko’s mood



Expected Salary: As many as you can pay lor



When Can You Start: That one see first how much you pay mah.



Transport: Big one. Got 40 seat one. Sometime electic one



Signature: Forgot to bring my chop






,,,,,,of course Beng continued to sell pirated DVD but still expecting a reply, which
says a lot about our education system.


taken from: http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2009/06/he-definitely-ah-beng-did-not-attend.html

 

[speedy3210]

beng & gay

 

[JINEIL2EN]

walao ler.... truly Beng of all time....

Bump: walao ler.... truly Beng of all time....

 

[mingz]

wahahahaha....oh man!saga.c...damn9 funny la..the beng resume!

 

[GT_AUTO]

damn funny lar u guy's.i've never realized u guy's hate abeng so much.hehehe.....

 

[Vagabond]

it's not a matter of hate i think ......... it's just that I find it very funny!

What the beng's community sees as "cool", we see as "too much!"

Bump: it's not a matter of hate i think ......... it's just that I find it very funny!

What the beng's community sees as "cool", we see as "too much!"

 

[BLaCkHoWLiNG]

1st code to ahbeng-ness: Spell the word Conduct wrongly