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40 Mistakes Men make while having Sex with Women
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F'kin thread has a problem. I editted my earlier post so many times but the changes didn't come out. Here's one last time I'm adding it again.
12- Check your nipples for hair. Hair on nipples IS NOT a fashion trend. Well, unless you want to be classified as an dog, or an ape, or a hairy animal, then go ahead and grow that Taman Negara on your nipples. If we want to lick or put something hairy in our mouths, we can always eat kiwi fruit with it's skin. And that's got vitamin C too.
13- Body odour doesn't only come from men. So do bath before intimacy (unless you have bathed before dinner and didn't sweat and stuff). I'm quite sure a guy doesn't wanna strip you just to smell the stench of an athlete who hasn't bathed for a week of continuous exercise. If your shower gel ain't working, try to use dettol or medicated soap that controls body odour. You have not much choice but to use those kind of soap unless you want to be labelled as IW. Note that IW is not Intimate Woman but rather, Indah Waters.
14- When you go down on a guys balls, don't try to suck it out like trying to suck a lollipop out from it's stick. Guys balls are meant to be kept hanging there. And it actually hurts when it's being sucked too hard. Be gentle and careful, just like how you don't want us guys to reshape your breast with hard rough squeezes.
15- When giving a blow job, don't use your teeth too hard. Our dick skins are there for a purpose, not for you to try and rip it out with your teeth. And our dicks are quite clean so we really don't need you to try to scrape out any dirt that's on our dick heads.
16- Don't ask stupid questions during sex/foreplay. Questions like, "Who was the girl who called you just now?" are really REALLY stupid questions to ask. If you don't trust the guy, he will eventually not thrust you. Instead, he may even end up thrusting another girl so don't blame him for doing that because you brought it upon yourself with those irritating nonsensical questions. Questions like, "can you fuck me doggy style?" are good questions to ask. An even better question would be, "can you also fuck my sexy friend who's waiting outside?"
17- When giving a blow job and the guy tells you he is going to cum and you don't want him to shoot in your mouth, then move away when he tells you to. If you don't want to pull away in time and he cums in your mouth, then you still need to use your hands to satisfy him till he finishes even after you pull away with that bit of sperm in your mouth. If you stop just like that because his cum is in your mouth and you can't stand it, then next time, don't give a blow job. It's a real turn off when you suddenly stop when we're cumming. You won't want a guy to make you seriously hot and horny and when you're about to climax, he goes off and play Need For Speed Carbon, leaving you lying there doing nothing.
18- If you think your long hair is irritating when giving a blow job, tie it up or something. Not giving a blow job because your hair always get in the way is a darn lame excuse. But you know, we guys can always find other girls to give it to us... while we stand. heh heh
12- Check your nipples for hair. Hair on nipples IS NOT a fashion trend. Well, unless you want to be classified as an dog, or an ape, or a hairy animal, then go ahead and grow that Taman Negara on your nipples. If we want to lick or put something hairy in our mouths, we can always eat kiwi fruit with it's skin. And that's got vitamin C too.
13- Body odour doesn't only come from men. So do bath before intimacy (unless you have bathed before dinner and didn't sweat and stuff). I'm quite sure a guy doesn't wanna strip you just to smell the stench of an athlete who hasn't bathed for a week of continuous exercise. If your shower gel ain't working, try to use dettol or medicated soap that controls body odour. You have not much choice but to use those kind of soap unless you want to be labelled as IW. Note that IW is not Intimate Woman but rather, Indah Waters.
14- When you go down on a guys balls, don't try to suck it out like trying to suck a lollipop out from it's stick. Guys balls are meant to be kept hanging there. And it actually hurts when it's being sucked too hard. Be gentle and careful, just like how you don't want us guys to reshape your breast with hard rough squeezes.
15- When giving a blow job, don't use your teeth too hard. Our dick skins are there for a purpose, not for you to try and rip it out with your teeth. And our dicks are quite clean so we really don't need you to try to scrape out any dirt that's on our dick heads.
16- Don't ask stupid questions during sex/foreplay. Questions like, "Who was the girl who called you just now?" are really REALLY stupid questions to ask. If you don't trust the guy, he will eventually not thrust you. Instead, he may even end up thrusting another girl so don't blame him for doing that because you brought it upon yourself with those irritating nonsensical questions. Questions like, "can you fuck me doggy style?" are good questions to ask. An even better question would be, "can you also fuck my sexy friend who's waiting outside?"
17- When giving a blow job and the guy tells you he is going to cum and you don't want him to shoot in your mouth, then move away when he tells you to. If you don't want to pull away in time and he cums in your mouth, then you still need to use your hands to satisfy him till he finishes even after you pull away with that bit of sperm in your mouth. If you stop just like that because his cum is in your mouth and you can't stand it, then next time, don't give a blow job. It's a real turn off when you suddenly stop when we're cumming. You won't want a guy to make you seriously hot and horny and when you're about to climax, he goes off and play Need For Speed Carbon, leaving you lying there doing nothing.
18- If you think your long hair is irritating when giving a blow job, tie it up or something. Not giving a blow job because your hair always get in the way is a darn lame excuse. But you know, we guys can always find other girls to give it to us... while we stand. heh heh
Satria_95,
u've stood up for us man..100% true...
how i wish my gf could read this..hahaha
*salute salute
u've stood up for us man..100% true...
how i wish my gf could read this..hahaha
*salute salute
Props to King Satria...
*salutes too..
*salutes too..
jeremy,
Print it out and let her read. hahaha
alien,
no ler. It's just nonsense from me. hahaha By the way, off topic a bit. I saw a waja police car chasing 2 bastards on bike. I wanted to much to chase `em and knock `em down but there is a dumb arse van in front of me, stopping cos he heard the police car siren.
Print it out and let her read. hahaha
alien,
no ler. It's just nonsense from me. hahaha By the way, off topic a bit. I saw a waja police car chasing 2 bastards on bike. I wanted to much to chase `em and knock `em down but there is a dumb arse van in front of me, stopping cos he heard the police car siren.
where?
darn ~ wat a miss.. a chance to knock down rempits and mayb get credited as a hero in local papers :p
darn ~ wat a miss.. a chance to knock down rempits and mayb get credited as a hero in local papers :p
19- This may sound like it's not related to sex but could you please stop turning every little thing into a debate, or argument, or quarrel, or conflict, or whatever. It really turns a guy off even before kissing, be it later tonight or tomorrow night or whenever. It kills the guys feelings for you and when his feelings are gone, he probably won't enjoy or have the mood to have sex with you. Remember, you can't control everything.
20- Sometimes, when your guys touch you indirectly in public places, it does not mean they're sex maniacs. It means they still got the hots for you. So, if it's not so obvious when they are rubbing their hands on your breast, you should be happy they are doing that only to you and not other gals (well, assuming they are a 1-man-1-woman kinda guy).
20- Sometimes, when your guys touch you indirectly in public places, it does not mean they're sex maniacs. It means they still got the hots for you. So, if it's not so obvious when they are rubbing their hands on your breast, you should be happy they are doing that only to you and not other gals (well, assuming they are a 1-man-1-woman kinda guy).
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Somewhere in ss3 area, PJ. I was so caught up checking out the action that my slow rolling car went up the low curb. hahaha Luckily I was going really slow. haha
Here's a bit more.
21- Yeah, your breasts are small but your guy still have interests in foreplay and sex with you. So stop complaining that your breasts are small. The guy already wants to do it with you so stop that bickering. If you're so darn unhappy about your small breast, then just tell your guy to go find another girl with bigger breasts. The percentage of him following your orders are about 99.9%. Just be happy with what you have.
22- If your guy cums rather quickly, it's only because he enjoys the pleasure so much with you. Stop complaining that he's having premature ejaculation. It's gonna look worst on you if he doesn't cum at all, and even more worst, he loses his erection half way having sex with you. If that happens, it means he's not enjoying it all that much with you, or worst, he's thinking of sex with another girl already. Learn to enjoy the company rather than just the sex, sex, sex.
23- A guy who is not circumsized does not mean he is unhygienic/dirty. Stop making such a fuss over that extra skin. An uncircumsized dick can be just as clean as a skinless dick. Of course, if that guy is really dirty, you'd probably smell his odour already before stripping off your clothes. Else, just ask him to clean it up good before going further. No big deal about it. If he's got mushrooms on his dick, then that's a different story altogether which will not be discussed here.
24- If you wear low cut clothes and the guy(or your guy or whoever) keeps looking at your revealed flesh, they are not "ham sup" or perverts. Else, go dress up like those arabian women who covers up from hair tip to toe nails. You revealed it, so expect stares. Also, stop blaming guys for talking about your exposed flesh and how nice would sex be with you. You revealed it, so expect it. At least you know it's better for them to talk about your exposed flesh rather than saying, "oh, shite! Look at that ugly thing with the low cut blouse! I guess I lost my appetite for 1 week (you're darn lucky it ain't 1 month)!"
imoloq,
I doubt so, dude. If [porn star] or Jessica Alba is bitchy as shite, the kind of bitchiness that makes you want to kill her, I doubt you'll have erection anyway unless the only thing in your mind, and nothing else at all, is sex sex sex and sex, then yeah, you'll probably get a stiffer erection. hahaha
melody,
What kinda stiff are we talking about here? hahaha
I doubt so, dude. If [porn star] or Jessica Alba is bitchy as shite, the kind of bitchiness that makes you want to kill her, I doubt you'll have erection anyway unless the only thing in your mind, and nothing else at all, is sex sex sex and sex, then yeah, you'll probably get a stiffer erection. hahaha
melody,
What kinda stiff are we talking about here? hahaha
Bravo!!! What a good thread...nice!
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:X-:Just thought of another one.
25- When a guy talks dirty with you, it is not that they are treating you like prostitutes. They are just very excited and turned on/aroused because they are enjoying it so much with you. So stop thinking negative and start looking at it in a more positive way like how I explained. Else, why not you just tell the guy to feel all that super extra excitement/arousal with another girl who would look at it more positively. Stupid arse negative minded twats.
25- When a guy talks dirty with you, it is not that they are treating you like prostitutes. They are just very excited and turned on/aroused because they are enjoying it so much with you. So stop thinking negative and start looking at it in a more positive way like how I explained. Else, why not you just tell the guy to feel all that super extra excitement/arousal with another girl who would look at it more positively. Stupid arse negative minded twats.
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