funny encouter with your mitsu

[lan evo]

that day i fill in my petrol in a petronas station in cheras.when i filling up my car theres 2 dumd ass(pump assistant) came near.heres the conversation

dumb ass 1:bang,apa kereta ni?

me:mitsubitchie

dumb ass 1:ya ke???bukan waja ke?

me:????(dunno wat to answer)

dumb ass 2 came near

dumb ass 2:bang,apa kereta ni?

me:waja

dumb ass:wah,sudah bikin tak macam waja pun

wtf

i think petronas should employ some better pump assistant instead of those sohai

 

[lan evo]

another one last time

idiot:wa!!sudah tukar engine ke?

me:ya

idiot:vr4 ke?

me:ya

idiot:itulah!!saya dengar sudah tau

 

[ealt]

hehe...same with me...people thought my car also waja converted to evo.......

 

[saiyuke]

hahahah i got a similar story also for my E9!!

Story 1:
Gal 1: Wah, cantik nya bodykit wira ini.
me: almost fainted and speechless..

Story 2:
Friend: Wow, where you buy the brembo brake cover ar? Nice leh.. how much?
me: wah lau,.... this is the real thing lah bro....

 

[lan evo]

another one i remember but not fuel pump assistant but men in blue

mib:besar exhaust too,kereta apa ni?honda ke?

me:ya



some of other funny encounter with mib

1-mib:tambah lagi dua sayap kat tepi kasi terbang

2-mib:tambah tinggi sikit sayap belakang tu(im driving my fren e7 with cwest gt wing)

3-mib:kereta ni laju ke?berapa boleh pergi?(this type of q,encounter alot)

 

[cannondale>]

another one last time

idiot:wa!!sudah tukar engine ke?

me:ya

idiot:vr4 ke?

me:ya

idiot:itulah!!saya dengar sudah tau

sohai ini standard engine waja dengan exhaust wei yip la


i was encounter during toll LDP.

eh! nanti cuba tekan keta tengok.

lancau jangan basir minyak saya!

 

[lancer7891]

Hehehehe...

My Lancer also people say its waja:_

case 1:
man 1: Bang, ni waja model baru ke??
me: a ah..baru launch semalam..

Case 2:
Policeman: Encik, ni kereta waja ni kenapa pakai logo mitsubishi kat depan??
Bukak bonet nak tengok enjin..
Me:............................................(sigh...)

 

[cyilaw]

when i park my wira infront of shop (convert to evo3 engine), a guy point the intercooller ask:

guy: what is that ah?
me: water tank..
guy: y put out side ah?
me: let the engine cooller..
guy: oh yaho, good good....

driving my evo in petronas petrol station.

guy: bang, evo keh?
me: ya..
guy: ada satu jenis evo macam waja punya kan?
me: tak tahu..(damn fade up).
guy: evo berapa ni?
me: .......(more fade up).
guy: ada turbo?
me: ......

other question always being ask is, ur firt gear can go how fast ah?my answer: 20km/h...u tekan habis boleh pergi berapa ah? my answer: can reach heaven...

 

[lanevo6]

Ken, good thread..................

mib: apa keta ni?
me: mitsu
mib: keta racing ke?
me: dua dua pun boleh.....

pump1: bang cantik keta
me: ok saja la
pump1: ni evo ke lancer?
me: lancer evo lah
pump1: tekan sikit bang
me:

 

[insaniac7.5]

mine...

unknown : cantik kereta bang..ni evo ke waja?
me : waja
unknown : huish,mesti mahal bikin kan?
me : mesti la,50-100k abis woo..boleh beli evo baru mcm ni
unknown : fuiyoo..tapi mmg cantik la bang
me : *sigh*

 

[wonderkid]

hahaha...

most people oso thought my lancer is a converted waja....

unknown: wah cantiknya keta nie... lawa gila org ni modified waja dia, lampu depan dan belakang nampak lain. aku pun nak modified waja aku mcm ni..
me: ??????

 

[gen2]

as for me. i told my office ppl tat i buy an evo. then all the ppl look at my car. i felling is damn good man at that time.....feel banga. but suddenly 1 girl came out and said y u buy an expensive car tats look like waja. and again she ask again y??? she forced me to answer........shit how to answer........can u guy answer for me.

 

[JayDM]

Wow..a thread dedicated to mocking at the low-income group. Great job.

 

[DewA_LavaU]

its not mocking lerrr bro.jz for fun fun only.chillsssss laaaa.lets we smoke pot together shall we? =)

 

[cyilaw]

yeah..we not mocking any ppls..just to share a fun..like me cant effort a Ferrari, but i wont ask a ferrari owner is that his car convert from MR2?..pls dun make it become sensitive..

 

[kennyz]

i also kena 1 time at kayu ara shell petrol station.... ..

i got 3 black dum-ass
1st dum-ass bang u punya waja macam evo ahh....
2nd dum-ass said yalohhh... cantik lahh bang...

i said this not waja!!!! where got 1 part like waja?? dash board,front and real also no waja logo...

finally.. sohai dum-ass 3 coming.... wei apa u orang buat kat sini?? ini waja banyak choonz lahhh... studdenly i feel me like
dum-ass number 4!!!!! :withstupid:

 

[EVOFans]

Next time don't be surprise a Chinese teenager come toward you and ask what mod in it??And give comment on how to make more whp,that 99% is me.Hehe.I do too much of homework on EVO already(2 years on EVOM).

 

[leslie]

questions i get from public...

Q: you added the rear wing ah?
ans: all evo comes with wing
Q: your evo NA or Turbo?
Ans: (speechless)
Q: why your car got pss pss sound wan? spoil is it? your car got flu ah?
ans: it's the BOV.
hearing some conversation of some guys passing by my ride
guy A ("sin ka lan") to guy B (his friend that duno much about cars)
guyA: wei, see this car.. modified already. got front mount intercooler wan
guyB: oh ya hor.. sure damm terra wan.
guyA: ha, last time i sat in one of this cars before.. very fast lor..
guyB: wah so lucky!!! can sit in fast car.. by the way what car is this ah?
is this nissan ah?
guyA: stupid lah you!!! this is Honda lah!!! see the intercooler!!!
Comfirm is Vtec lah!!!!!!!!

after they left (which they did'nt know i was the owner) i went into my car and could'nt stop laughing!!!! heheehee

 

[satriamerah]

aiyaa... how come they were so stupid ... hehehehehe me also couldn't stop laughing ... so how to stop the moron from mocking smile or at least they knew what r the talking about ... hehehehehe .... The moral from the story .. never answer all the funny question untill it's make us look so stupid hehehehe

 

[lan evo]

others funny things related to my car

1st time my dad saw my car

'wtf?!the rear wing was so fucking ugly.did u plan to take it off?'

1st day i got my car

kena tahan at a massive jpj joint road block with jabatan alam sekitar,narcotic department and etc..no summon issue or check my car with heavy tinted and nosiy exhasut.but invited inside jpj toilet for urine test

the conversation go like this

mib:ada makan ka?

me:ada,maggi mee and milo(actually he mean whether i took any drugs or not)