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2pac

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A seventeen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother asks: "Who was the pig who did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house.

A mature and distinguished gentleman with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a

very expensive suit, steps out and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and says to them: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I am sorry I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I shall take responsibility for my actions.

"If a girl is born, I will donate to her three stores, two townhouses, a beach villa and a bank account with $1,000,000.

"If a boy is born, I shall donate to him a couple of factories and a $1,000,000 bank account.

"If she gives birth to twins, I shall donate a factory and $500,000 to each of them.

"However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says to him: "You'll fuck her again!"
 
Muahahahahahahahah....... damn kau funny ler bro! Good one there!

Hmmm...... if in the coming future that i've got a daughter who's in the same situation, perhaps i'll use this idea too! Kakakakakakakakaka.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
 
hi bro... :D

Wah u so teruk one ah :D :P

Hey u from Seremban ah??
 
Originally posted by 2pac@Feb 18 2005, 08:19
hi bro... :D

Wah u so teruk one ah :D :P

Hey u from Seremban ah??
Ahahahaha......... i'm just kidding only as i wont be that stupid to do this to my own daughters rite? <_< :P Yes, i'm from S'ban but moved to KL moons ago as previously studying here & now, working here in KL too. :)
 
Originally posted by nd4ever+Feb 18 2005, 13:30 -->
QUOTE (nd4ever @ Feb 18 2005, 13:30 )
--QuoteBegin-2pac
@Feb 18 2005, 08:19
hi bro... :D

Wah u so teruk one ah :D :P

Hey u from Seremban ah??

Ahahahaha......... i'm just kidding only as i wont be that stupid to do this to my own daughters rite? b][/quote]
:D :D :D
:P
 


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