THE MOST POWERFUL WORD??
WELL……SHIT….SHIT JUST MAY BE THE MOST POWERFUL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
YOU CAN BE SHIT FACED
SHIT OUTTA LUCK
OR YOU CAN HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS
WITH A LITTLE EFFORT, YOU CAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
YOU CAN FIND A PLACE FOR YOUR SHIT
YOU CAN DECIDE TO SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT
YOU CAN SMOKE SHIT
BUY SHIT
SELL SHIT
LOOSE SHIT
FIND SHIT
FORGET SHIT
AND TELL OTHERS TO EAT SHIT AND DIE
YOU CAN ALSO GET SHIT-FACED
SOME PEOPLE KNOW THEIR SHIT, WHILE OTHERS CANT TELL
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHIT AND SHINEOLA
THERE ARE LUCKY SHITS
DUMB SHITS
CRAZY SHITS
AND SWEET SHITS
THERE IS BULL SHIT
HORSE SHIT
AND CHICKEN SHIT
YOU CAN THROW SHIT
SLING SHIT
CATCH SHIT
OR DUCK WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN
YOU CAN GIVE A SHIT
OR SERVE SHIT ON A SHINGLE
YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF IN DEEP SHIT
OR BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN SHIT
SOME DAYS ARE COLDER THAN SHIT
SOME DAYS ARE HOTTER THAN SHIT
AND SOME DAYS ARE JUST PLAIN SHITTY
SOME MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
THINGS CAN LOOK LIKE SHIT
AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT
YOU CAN CARRY SHIT
HAVE A PILE OF SHIT
OR FIND YOURSELF UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE
YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT
NOT ENOUGH SHIT
THE RIGHT SHIT
THE WRONG SHIT
OR A LOT OF WEIRD SHIT
SOMETIMES EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT
AND OTHER TIMES YOU SWIM IN A LAKE OF SHIT AND COME OUT
SMELLING LIKE A ROSE
SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT EVEN THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DON‼sup>TMT STINK
WHEN YOU STOP TO CONSIDER ALL THE FACTS, IT‼sup>TMS THE BASIC BUILDING BLOCK OF CREATION
AND REMEMBER
ONCE YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT, YOU DON‼sup>TMT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE!!!
Taken from a post by MPoWeRMAN on AWOT.
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