Kelisa Gathering

[kelisa6009]

no worry nowadays we have artificial carbon rod ma

Wah…carbon fiber rod ah….like that dangerous lar…u cannot feel how hard u push in..later from backside come out chia lat loh….

 

[Tohsan]

off course it come with a super high tech sensor to detect female orgasm level and sensitivity

 

[kelisa6009]

hahaha....add preasure gauge meter

 

[Tohsan]

u forgotten the titanium balls boost meter too

 

[BakKutT3h]

adjustable 1 r....

 

[Tohsan]

definatelyloh

 

[kelisa6009]

Can adjust the length and the width

 

[Tohsan]

so whats the spec?

 

[kelisa6009]

taikor

today my aunty told me that toyota now promotion..the instrest rate is only 2.8 per annum....so low leh

 

[Tohsan]

I think a few imported car sales is giving 0 percent interest for 2 years i think.

 

[kelisa6009]

2.8 for 5 years..they take in the wira aeroback for RM9k.(7yrs old car) and no need downpayment....monthly RM1160....

 

[Tohsan]

Kai Meng

for which toyota model? Altis?

 

[kelisa6009]

Toyota VIOS.....
the proton my aunty drive very very teruk already...the steering and the gear knob can come out wan....now she already book the car..call me to inform me see the income tax that i do for her can cover or not

 

[Tohsan]

Vios ka? not my cup of tea.

 

[kelisa6009]

i think for all toyota car....hai....this year must increase my income tax charges liaw...hehehe...all my customer becme reach and me become poor

 

[Tohsan]

Kai Meng

just adjust the figurela, throw all the extra amount in your salary to expenses,maintain the salary figure to RM1.5K,sure no kacau

ok i want to cabut now, good night!

 

[kelisa6009]

Kai Meng

just adjust the figurela, throw all the extra amount in your salary to expenses,maintain the salary figure to RM1.5K,sure no kacau

ok i want to cabut now, good night!

Hahaha….taikor..i am not the taxpayer..all my aunty and uncle is…I do all their income tax submission….i charge them for the service..this year must increase liaw..if not..i rugi

 

[Tohsan]

betterloh, petrol also increase so much already.

 

[kelisa6009]

yayaya....this year increase RM50 for all...hehehehe

 

[Tohsan]

RM50 is very small amount, can't even fill up my car to full tank.