JeSt fOr LaUgHs...

[melody]

Shaved

I shaved my little pussy,
So the little thing is bare
I thought it should be just like my head
And have a lot less hair

Oh yes, my pussy's hairless
It feels as smooth as silk
And when I get excited
It spurts this stuff like milk.

It feels so good to touch it
I wish that you could see
And take my hairless pussy
Then dive inside of me.

Take my clit between your teeth
And nibble on it please
I'm even willing to help you
By straddling you on my knees

I'd place my hairless pussy
Right atop your lips
And as you start to lick it
I would surely move my hips!!!

I know you like the thought of this,
My hairless little twat
I know it might sound slutty,
But surely that I'm not.

I'm just a full grown woman
Who has some normal needs
My smoothly shaven pussy
Has lots of them indeed!!!

It needs some loving licking
And some biting on my clit
I don't even think it'd mind
If you were to fuck it a bit

There are no little curly ones
Left for you to find
Cause my little pussy's hairless
From my front to my behind.

So, you could take me either way
In the front door or the back
What a turn on it would be
To feel your luscious sack.

I think that you should do this
My God, it feels so great!!!
To feel yourself so smoothly shaved
Is a trip!!!! You shouldn't wait!!!

Now go and get your razor
And take a little time
To make your pubie hairless
So yours can feel like mine.

Please let me know you've done this
And tell me of every move
Cause just the thought of shaving it
Has me wet in the groove.

I really need some loving
And some animalistic thrusts
I think that if you did this
My cunt would certainly bust.

Then you could spread my juices
Over my smoothly shaven twat
Then the little thing would glisten
My God!!! It's getting HOT!!!!

So, please take my little pussy
And fuck it any way
I really think it needs it
At least 3 times a day!!!!

 

[melody]

A Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He ’s going through his usual off-colour and "dumb blonde" jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and says:

"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a persons hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential...because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

 

[melody]

Blonde Moments!

Two blondes were walking down the street when one found
a small mirror. She picked it up and looked in it. Puzzled
she said, "I just know that I've seen this face somewhere
before." The other blonde grabbed the mirror and said,
"Give it to me." She looked into the mirror and said,
"Well duh silly, it's me!"
_________

What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?

Lipstick.

Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.
_________

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy
this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
_________

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?
Toast is brown on both sides.
_________

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
"Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl.

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and
wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash
up as far as possible."

"Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!!!"
_________

The dumbest part of a mans body is his penis.....
It hangs out with a couple of nuts,
lives next door to an asshole
and his best friend is a pussy!
_________

She Was So Blonde that
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She Was So Blonde that
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.

 

[melody]

Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ('some thing wrong')

A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied: 'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)

 

[melody]

A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was
carrying out a survey.
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" said the woman smiling.
"Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?"
"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable,
especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"!

()()()()()()()()()()

Little Johnnies father has to come to school to talk to the teacher.
Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at
school, he fails every subject!!'
Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.'
Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk board
and the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the
classroom'
Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove, I fuckin
burned my dick three times!!'

()()()()()()()()()()

SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
1. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
2. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
3. She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK.

What is it when you hear this: vroom. screach. vroom. screach. vroom.
screach.?
A blonde at a blinking stop light

()()()()()()()()()()

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking at your nuts."

 

[melody]

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Q: Why is Helen Keller's belly button so deep?
A: Her husband's blind too.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A : Wiped his ass.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

 

[melody]

A Future Wife's Marriage Conditions

Dear soon-to-be husband,

I thank you whole-heartedly for considering me to be your future wife.
We have a very bright future ahead of us, and it can be even brighter if
you take note to a few things that are a part of what makes a marriage
between a man and a woman work and become successful. Please take the
time to read over the conditions below that I have set-forth for you.

1. I will not do any dishes by hand, if you expect me to do dishes,
either hire a maid or buy a dishwasher. You can locate one at any
appliance store between $200 and $400.

2. I will not wash your laundry in the bathtub while you work over-time
to save up for a washer. I will not pack wet clothes into a laundry
basket and tote it to any clothes line. I must have a working washer
and dryer to do laundry. If you expect me to pack our dirty laundry
into my vehicle and take it to a public Laundromat, you can do it
yourself....3 towns away where no one knows us.

3. I will not get on my hands and knees to scrub any floors. I must
have a Swiffer mop and Swiffer broom if you expect to have clean floors.
That manual stuff is for the birds...or you can again, hire a maid.

4. I will not clean up after your friends at anytime during our
marriage. If they make a mess be it puke, piss or simply leaving their
glass on the coffee table....it's your responsibility and not mine!

5. I will not entertain your folks while you skip out on me. If your
folks come over for the day or the weekend, I expect you to give me the
Neiman Marcus card and JC Penny card so that I may go on an all day
shopping venture or at least the Master Card so that I can rent a room
in the town's finest hotel. There is no way I am doing your job for
you!

6. I will not take out the trash. If you won't do it, look forward to
repairing the garbage disposal in the sink because that is where the tv
remote, your cell phone, your car keys, and your baseball cards will go
if I EVER have to ask you to take out the trash more than once!

7. I am not about to stoop over and pick up your clothing from the
floor. If you leave your clothes on the floor and they are not placed
in the laundry hamper, I will politely donate them to the Good Will or
to some other agency...I don't care if you did drive to one hundred
different stores to find your favorite shirt.

8. I will not tolerate your neglect to flush after you use the bathroom.
I don't like sitting on a pissy toilet seat or having dirty water
splashing up on my ass so if you want to avoid me taking a piss on
you...you'll flush! Plain and simple!

9. You are responsible for paying 70% of the bills. I pay less because
society, after all these years, is still critical of a woman in the
workplace, therefore you make more then me. Every time you get a raise,
you get another bill.

10. Sex is something that we should both enjoy. Therefore when I say I
don't feel like it, don't ask me again later. For every time you ask me
for sex, after I have told you once that I don't feel like it, is
another day you don't get any. If I ask you for sex and you put me off,
your friend gets it and you still don't get any.

Sincerely..

Your soon-to-be Wife

 

[melody]

My friend set me up on a blind date after my first divorce. Well, he was
a friend at the time. Anyway, I called her up and said, "I can't take
you anywhere really expensive because I'm paying lawyers for a divorce
right now." She was cool. She said, "We can eat at Hardees, eight pieces
of chicken and four biscuits for $6.99." She was a husky girl (you know,

Sears catalog). When we got to Hardees, she was moving! I only got two
wings out of everything! She wouldn't even butter her biscuits, she
would pop a biscuit and then do a butter chaser! I couldn't watch her
eat the chicken.
She kept getting crumbs in her moustache. She would have gotten it all if
her teeth were in! Don't get me wrong... I still did her!

 

[melody]

"Mary Had A Little Lamb..."

The third grade teacher was teaching her English class. She
repeated to her student,

"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go."
The teacher explained that this was an example of poetry, but
that it could be changed to prose by changing the last line
from, "The lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her."
A few days later, the teacher asked for an example of poetry
or prose.
Little Johnny raised his hand and recited,

"Mary had a little pig, an ornery little runt. He stuck his nose in Mary's clothes,
and smelled her little..."
He stopped short and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry or
prose. "Prose!" the teacher said weakly. So Johnny continued, "asshole."

********

Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??
A. A Lazy Bitch.

Q: What do gay men like to say when in church?
A: Ahhhhh-Men


A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked,
"Mommy, are these my brains?"
Mom said, "Not yet, honey.

 

[melody]

Here's The Best New Condom Slogans!

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE
YOU HUMP!
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP
YOUR WHACKER!
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR
WILLY!
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR
SPOUT!
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR
BONER!
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU
SHIELD YOUR DONG!
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT,
GO HOME AND WHACK IT!
8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER
YOUR MONKEY!
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS,
BE SURE TO CONDO!
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP
YOUR PETER!
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP
YOUR DICK!
12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR
MEAT!
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS,
DRESS UP YOUR PENIS!
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND
BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE!
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP
YOUR MEMBER!
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN
UNWRAPPED PECKER!
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR
TOOL!
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT
YOUR ERECTION!
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING
HER OIL!
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER
HARM HER!
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

 

[melody]

A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00,
and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm
sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of
my
hookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to fuck.
He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly,
he
opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fucks the living shit
out
of it. Satisfied, he goes home.
Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his paycheck. He says to
the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madame
replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show
and
get yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show,
when
he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really
know
what they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have
been here last week, there was this guy fucking a pigeon!"​

 

[melody]

Sung to the tune of
"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day
When you had all your teeth and your gums?

Is your hairline receding? Are your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her, and its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain... do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight ...

Is your blood pressure up, your good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
All that oat bran and fruit, metamucil to boot,
keeps you like a well oiled machine.

If it's football, or baseball...he sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at...but forgets what it's for.
So, your gall bladder's gone. But his gout lingers on.
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

When you're hungry, he's not. when you're cold, then he's hot.
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right.
Then you get his great symphonic snore.

He was once so romantic, and witty and smart.
How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets.
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.

 

[melody]

Q: Why do men have assholes?

A: So they won't be total pricks.

*****

Q: Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.

*****

Q: Why don't men trust women?

A: Would you trust anything that bled for three days and didn't die?

*****

Q. What's the definition of Trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

 

[melody]

Q ~ Why are men so concerned about the size of their penises?
A ~ Because they should be

One gay guy is trying to convince the other gay guy that he's pregnant.
The second guy says,
"Well, if you are pregnant, who's the father?"
The first guy says,
"How the hell should I know? Do I have eyes in the back of my head??

Q ~ What would you use to fry a dick?
A ~ A Peter Pan

The groom stood naked in front of the mirror admiring his physique.
... Two inches more and I'd be a king.
Yes, said the bride ...
And two inches less and you'd be a queen!

 

[melody]

Things Not To Say To A Father When ****** His Daughter

"Now.. show me how you used to spank her."

"Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"

"I just got my license today."

"Five bucks says she's a D-cup."

"You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"

"I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"

"Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

"I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."

"Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."

"So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

 

[melody]

It Feels Good

A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I
got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and
white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team.
Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when they
come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man say, "Fantastic!
It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You
know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his
wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh,
nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two
inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it
feels good!"

********

She demanded I gave her affection
Then opened her thighs for inspection;
I found her quite nice
'Til I noticed the lice
And immediately lost my erection.

 

[melody]

June 1
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
June 2
This girl was ugly. I took her to a dog show. She won.
June 3
This girl was ugly. I took her to a plastic surgeon. He added a tail.June 4
This girl was ugly. I took her to the beach. The tide went out and stayed there.
June 5
I tell ya, this girl was fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging. I told her, "You're standing on my foot!"
June 6
I tell ya, this girl was no bargain, she was fat. When she walks backwards, she starts beeping!
June 7
One girl turned me down, she told me she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, I'd be finished by then!
June 8
Last week, I had a bad experience. I went to a nude beach. They kicked me out. Yeah, they told me it's impolite to point.
June 9
Oh, with my wife, I gotta watch myself. When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
June 10
Ah, one thing in football don't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? Everyone knows you have two minutes to play. To me a two-minute warning is ... like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his car-phone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." That's a two-minute warning!
June 11
Oh, my wife told me she needs five thousand dollars - all her mother's teeth have to come out. I told her, "I'll give you ten thousand dollars - take her tongue out!"
June 12
I told my psychiatrist I keep thinking I'm ugly - he told me to lay on the couch - face down!
June 13
Just remember - it's lonely at the top ... when there's no one on the bottom!
June 14
I like southern girls. They talk so slow, by the time they say no - I made it already!
June 15
Aw, nothing works out. I bought an Apple computer - there was a worm in it!
June 16
Oh, the other night, my wife met me at the front door, she was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble is - she was coming home!
June 17
Oh, my wife can spend money. I mean, who tips at a tollbooth? Now she tells me she wants plastic surgery. She got plastic surgery - I cut up her credit cards.
June 18
Oh, my wife and I, we have our own arrangement. Yeah, one night a week I go out with the boys. And one night a week - SHE goes out with the boys!
June 19
I saw a girl at the bar, I told her, "You're a cute chick - how would you like me to be the rooster?" She told me to go cluck myself.
June 20
My trouble is - my sex life is on hold - and I got no one to hold it!
June 21
I got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom - he wants to learn how to beg! He taught my wife how to roll over and play dead!
June 22
I can't lose any weight, I tried jogging - I keep running into restaurants!
June 23
Oh, when I have sex with my wife, I always have a mirror in the room. Yeah, I put it under her nose to see if she's breathing!
June 24
My anniversary I made a toast - to the best woman a man ever had - the waiter joined me!
June 25
Oh, my wife signed me up for a bridge club - I jump off next Tuesday!
June 26
I'm getting old. I got no sex life - why, if I squeeze into a parking space I'm sexually satisfied!
June 27
Oh, I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places!
June 28
I got no sex life. At my age - I need a designated lover!
June 29
My wife and I, we have an off and on relationship. Yeah, every time I get on - she tells me to get off!
June 30
Oh, my old man was strict - he allowed no drinking in the house. I had two brothers who died of thirst!

 

[melody]

Roses And Violet

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cause here comes my willy

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me bitter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are red
But I like Carnations
You're so bad in bed
That I fucked your Alsation

Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina

Roses are red
That's elementary
Let's call up a friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll come in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Gimmie a blow job
And swallow it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

 

[melody]

Sheep Are Better Than...

*You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.

*Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.

*Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a
social disease.

*Nuttin' beats mutton!

*Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to
go get a towel.

*Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your
weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they
have to be home early.

*Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.

*Sheep never ask about your former lovers, and
then get pissed off when you tell them.

*No matter how old or ugly you are, you can
always find a willing ewe.

*Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.

*Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you
couldn't get it up.

*Sheep won't ask if you're gay when you can't get
it up for the second time.

*Sheep never insist on eating out.

*You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a
picture of Brad Pitt.

*Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.

*Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.

*Sheep don't get moody once a month.

*You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck
in your teeth.

*A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the
rest of her life after one roll in the hay.

*A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.

*A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.

*A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.

*A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles
her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.

*A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...
and pay.

*A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.

*A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.

*A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in the
refrigerator.

 

[melody]

A woman of very loose nature soon got fed up with men as they were not big enough. She progressed to ponies and then horses. But she soon outgrew them and her quest for a large male member took her to Africa where she sought a bull elephant in the mating season. She finally selected one and went down on all fours for him. She felt him enter her and cried out "Oooh, wonderful, what a tight fit!" "I should hope so!" bellowed the elephant. "I'm sticking in my front leg."

********

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls. One guy says to the other, " Man, I sure wish I could do that". The other guy says, " Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

********

Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island. After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and says, "I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!"

So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him. They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and Garry puts the bag over the gorilla's head. He climbs on top of the gorilla and begins to do the nasty.

The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets an arm free and she wraps it around Garry's back. Then she gets both feet free and wraps them around Garry's waist. She gets her other arm free and grabs on to his hips and starts pulling him in harder and harder. Garry yells to his buddies...."Get it off!! Get it off!!

They said, "You're on top, we can't get her off of you."

Garry said... "No, I mean the bag..I want to kiss the bitch!"

********

Brent was visiting his doctor complaining of a really painful ass.

Upon inspection, the doctor was amazed at the width of the man's asshole and asked him how this had come about.

'Well', replied Brent, 'I was on safari in Africa and was raped by a huge elephant.'

The doctor was dumbfounded and said 'I'm no expert at zoology, but I was sure that elephants had long but rather thin penises.'

'That much may be true' replied Brent, 'but the bugger fingered me off first!'

********

Guy from Oklahoma and guy from Arkansas were out hunting. They find a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Guy from Oklahoma says. "Now's our chance," and he goes over and buggers the sheep. He gets done and says to the other guy, "Your turn." The guy from Arkansas goes over and sticks his head in the fence.