Goofy Sex Laws
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Anything other than face-to-face is considered
illegal.
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The Romans would crush a first time rapist's gonads between two stones.
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In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with
castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.
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It's illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
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In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it's against the law to have sex
with a truck driver in a toll booth.
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You're forbidden from talking dirty in your wife's
ear if you live in Willowdale, Oregon.
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There's a law against masturbating while watching two
people have sex in a car in Clinton, Oklahoma.
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It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.
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Adultery laws currently exist in 37 states, with a couple of women recently
arrested and convicted on the mere accusation of adultery by their husbands.
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As recently as 1990, these States had laws against heterosexual fellatio,
cunnilingus, anal Sex and the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma,
Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina,
North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and
Washington D.C.
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Believe it or not, in June 1990, three Connecticut residents were arrested
in two separate incidents and charged with adultery, a misdemeanor crime
punishable by a maximum sentence of one year in prison and a $1,000 fine.
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Taking the act of adultery to even more painful heights, the Serni of Brazil
take a guilty wife, whip her and then expose the wounds to fire ants.
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The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex
on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.
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In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals,
but three-time offenders are shot in the head.
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It's a sin and a crime to have sex with any male animal in Lebanon.
However, it's perfectly okay to have sex with female animals.
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Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with
castration, would completely castrate a male convicted of rape. A women found
guilty of adultery would find herself without a nose, the thinking being that
without a nose, it'd be harder to find someone to share in her adulterous
ways.
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In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
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During the 1600s In Massachusetts, a teenage boy was executed for
confessing to having had sex with two horses, two cows, and four sheep.
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Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent
to prison for denying a husband sex.
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While not as final as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning),
Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was
removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.