Las Vegas
This guy goes out to Las Vegas, and wins really big in one of the
casinos. After winning fifty thousand dollars at the craps table,
the casino decides to give the guy a night in the penthouse
suite. The guy goes up to the room, opens the big double doors,
and steps into a three-room suite. The room is nothing but
windows, with a fantastic view of the city. The guy drops his bag
of money in a chair and stands looking out the windows at the
city. He realizes he is all alone and needs someone to share his
good fortune with. He calls down to the front desk and tells the
clerk to send up one of the best high- priced call girls in the
city.
Thirty minutes later there's a knock on the door. The guy opens
it and there is the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen. Long
blond hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks into the
room. The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he gives
one to the hooker, and drinks one himself. "Now, down to
business," he says, "how much for a hand job?"
The hooker says, "Honey, a hand job is $500.00"
"What, $500! That's outrageous!"
"Come over here," She says walking toward one of the windows,
"see that strip mall over there," pointing out the window, "I own
the last two stores on the end. I was able to buy those stores
with the money I saved from giving hand jobs. I must be pretty
damn good."
"All right, screw it, money is no object."
A half hour after she's done the guy is sitting on the couch
reveling in ecstasy. He gets up, goes to the bar and makes two
more drinks. He gives one to the hooker and drinks one himself.
"That was the best hand job I have ever had. How much for a blow
job?"
"Honey, a blow job is $5,000.00."
"What, $5,000! That's outrageous!"
"Come over here," She says walking toward another one of the
windows, see that hotel and casino over there on the corner,"
pointing out the window, "I own that, I was able to buy it with
the money I saved from giving blow jobs. I must be pretty damn
good.
"All right, screw it, money is no object." The guy gives her $5,
000.00.
An hour after she's done the guy is laying on the couch Head
rolled back, eyes rolled up inside his head, a little drool
coming out of the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able to
stand, staggers over to the bar, mixes two more drinks, gives one
to the hooker, and drinks one himself.
"My god that was the best blow job I have ever had, I've gotta
know, how much for some pussy?"
The hooker looks at him and says, " Honey, if I had a pussy, I'd
own this whole town."
