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Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person.


Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?


I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.


I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)


Rgds,
Ms. Pretty


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Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:


Dear Ms. Pretty,


I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.


From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later


By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, ****** with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.


Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me


signed,

J.P. Morgan


 
huhuheuehuhuhu... straight up to de ass! ouch kahakhakaa
wan money..find urself!
 
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some suggested that "pretty" start appreciation at the age of 16s with 25% annually and reached maximum at the age of 20s. Then it will start depreciation of 10% annually until 30s where most of the residual value declined to 0. However, exclusive maintanance investment such as SK II and plastic surgery may reduce the depreciation rate but the ROI will not looking good.However, this issue is also subjected to the demand and supply. When the demand is high but supply is low, the depreciation will not significant, in a vice versa case, the depreciation will become depression while the value will drop in straight line trend, we called it "market crash".

but for the guy, the value is subject to market fluactuation. Earning 500k today does not mean the income will definitely goes up later and it may goes up and down in some cases. Some made it 10 times more in the next 5 years and some end up looking for his pennies especially in a place like wallstreet.


my suggestion is to make your purchase decision at the equilibrium point(when demand and supply best met) and "de-listed" your stock from the market to minimise the effect of market mechanism.You know those private owned entities are not significant by the market value because they are not for sale in the market. :P
 
Ask Ms pretty to target Uncle Lim son.. monthly income also more thn that liao...hahahahahha....
 
some suggested that "pretty" start appreciation at the age of 16s with 25% annually and reached maximum at the age of 20s. Then it will start depreciation of 10% annually until 30s where most of the residual value declined to 0. However, exclusive maintanance investment such as SK II and plastic surgery may reduce the depreciation rate but the ROI will not looking good.However, this issue is also subjected to the demand and supply. When the demand is high but supply is low, the depreciation will not significant, in a vice versa case, the depreciation will become depression while the value will drop in straight line trend, we called it "market crash".

but for the guy, the value is subject to market fluactuation. Earning 500k today does not mean the income will definitely goes up later and it may goes up and down in some cases. Some made it 10 times more in the next 5 years and some end up looking for his pennies especially in a place like wallstreet.


my suggestion is to make your purchase decision at the equilibrium point(when demand and supply best met) and "de-listed" your stock from the market to minimise the effect of market mechanism.You know those private owned entities are not significant by the market value because they are not for sale in the market. :P

Spoken like a true professional. I'm wondering if you're doing trading by profession?
 
If I'm earning more than $500k a year, I'd just play her game, do the humperonian on her, then leave her... with a bigger hole in her between her legs. buahahaha Maybe the next dude who drives a hummer will find her big garage useful. haha
 
s_95, shhhhhssssh ...... You are starting to reviel guys strategies and secrets ...
 
Spoken like a true professional. I'm wondering if you're doing trading by profession?


Nope, I am far out from trading jobs now. Since last talk with Merrill Lynch called off i decided to pick out something else.

Nevertheless, still having friends in ibanks, its interesting to meet with them and see how they try to trick others.
 
i oni have $50K annual income..
sob..sob..

wah.. Ipoh got such high annual income.. thats very kaw kaw loaded liao lol...
"fu-poh lol"...

aiya.. ur income not important ma... ur income just for u to shopping onli but guy income different...hahahahaha..
have to bare this and that... car la, house la, this bill that bill la..bla bla bla bla la... a lot la.. dun knoe how to explain liao..huhuhuhuhuhu
 
dun knoe how to explain liao..uhuhuhuhu
Don't know how to explain? Get the govt to explain it, especially the dude who was interviewed on phone by the Al Jazeera about the BERSIH rally. hahaha He's good in explaining things. I'd say the best thus far. hahaha
 
hahaha i agree with satria_95 here, he's the best speaker in this country. very intellectual individual. dun mess wit him. he can turn the question to a complete jibberish. lolol
 
Is that the guy who says Malaysia have ERECTION every 5 years??? Hahahaha ....
 
No, he means msians can tahan until 5 years only erection........ maybe he is indirectly promoting tongkat ali
 
wah.. Ipoh got such high annual income.. thats very kaw kaw loaded liao lol...
"fu-poh lol"...

see who is your boss lor..
summore i can work mah..
u think a flower pot for display meh..:hmmmm:

aiya.. ur income not important ma... ur income just for u to shopping onli but guy income different...hahahahaha..
have to bare this and that... car la, house la, this bill that bill la..bla bla bla bla la... a lot la.. dun knoe how to explain liao..huhuhuhuhuhu

hahaha..
that u oso know..
usually shop at KL..:wink:

does it including the investments from your "investors"or just your own revenue?

my 'blood, sweat & tears'..
b4 EPF/Socso deductions..
 
Don't know how to explain? Get the govt to explain it, especially the dude who was interviewed on phone by the Al Jazeera about the BERSIH rally. hahaha He's good in explaining things. I'd say the best thus far. hahaha

hehehe... actually dun dare to explain too much.. later become ISA case....lokap man....:biggrin:
salute u man....:adore: :adore:
 
see who is your boss lor..
summore i can work mah..
u think a flower pot for display meh..:hmmmm:



hahaha..
that u oso know..
usually shop at KL..:wink:

flower pot.. who dare to mention that to our lady mary here... kill him ar.....hahahahahaha


of coz I knoe what.. my house also got 1 ma...hehehehehe...
income just for her own use onli.. shopping....hahahahahhaa:biggrin:
 
flower pot.. who dare to mention that to our lady mary here... kill him ar.....hahahahahaha

of coz I knoe what.. my house also got 1 ma...hehehehehe...
income just for her own use onli.. shopping....hahahahahhaa:biggrin:

i oso treat my frens leh..
u think i let them pay all the time meh..
i oso donate 2 deserving charitable orgs..
i believe in giving back 2 society..

shopping??..
gosh it's year end..
& time for X'mas/CNY festive shopping..
 

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