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Dear All,
Soon, our new IC will have all our
personal Info
stored in the chip. I believe this will
happen...
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza
Hut . May
I
have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose
card
number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold
on......6102049998-45-
54610"
Operator :"OK... you're... Mr Singh and
you're
calling from 17
Jalan Kayu. Your home number is
40942366, your
office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566.
Which number are you calling from now
Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all
my phone
numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the
system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood
Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical
records, you
have high blood pressure and even higher
cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you
recommend
then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee
Pizza.
You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library
last
week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three
family
size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for
your family
of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us
cash,
Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you
owe
your
bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not
including the late payment charges on
your
housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the
neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash
before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
records,
you've reached your daily limit on
machine
withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the
pizzas, I'll
have the cash ready. How long is it
gonna take
anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if
you can't
wait you can always come and collect it
on your
motorcycle......."
Customer: " Wat!"
Operator : "According to the details in
system ,
you own a Scooter.....registration number
1123..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language
Sir.
Remember on 15th July
1987 you were convicted of using
abusive language
on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't
you
giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but
based on
your records
you're also diabetic....... "
tu .... tu .... tu ........
Dear All,
Soon, our new IC will have all our
personal Info
stored in the chip. I believe this will
happen...
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza
Hut . May
I
have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose
card
number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold
on......6102049998-45-
54610"
Operator :"OK... you're... Mr Singh and
you're
calling from 17
Jalan Kayu. Your home number is
40942366, your
office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566.
Which number are you calling from now
Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all
my phone
numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the
system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood
Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical
records, you
have high blood pressure and even higher
cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you
recommend
then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee
Pizza.
You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library
last
week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three
family
size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for
your family
of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us
cash,
Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you
owe
your
bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not
including the late payment charges on
your
housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the
neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash
before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
records,
you've reached your daily limit on
machine
withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the
pizzas, I'll
have the cash ready. How long is it
gonna take
anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if
you can't
wait you can always come and collect it
on your
motorcycle......."
Customer: " Wat!"
Operator : "According to the details in
system ,
you own a Scooter.....registration number
1123..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language
Sir.
Remember on 15th July
1987 you were convicted of using
abusive language
on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't
you
giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but
based on
your records
you're also diabetic....... "
tu .... tu .... tu ........
