Kancil Tailgate Evo~

[sotplugDESIGNER]

sape kate kereta kancil tak laju??
Message: Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di
lebuhraya utara selatan kelihatan sebuah kancil
putih tersadai di sebelah lane kerosakan.Ada
orang tua yang berdiri disebelahnya,pemilik kancil
tu sedang berjalan kehulu kehilir cuba menahan
kereta supaya membantu.tidak ada sebuah kereta
pun berhenti.tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta evo 7
berhenti di sebelah kancil tadi. "ada apa nie
pakcik,kereta rosak ke?"tanya pemuda berusia
dalam lingkungan 20an."a'ha rosak "jawap pakcik
tu simple aje... .

"ok,cam nie,saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat
kereta saya dan saya tarik kereta pakcik sampai
tol"mamat nie bagi idea.

"worrait gak tu... ",tapi... .nanti kalau pakcik rasa
awak bawak laju pakcik akan hon dan bagi high
beam"
"ok pakcik"..
mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta kancil
didepan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper
evonye. dia pun jalanla..dengan slow dan berhati-
hati.Dalam lima kilometer mamat nie laju le
sikit,apalagi pakcik tu pun hon dan bagi high beam
la kat mamat tu.Mamat tu pun slowkan balik..
Tiba-tiba ada sebuah ferrari datang dari belakang
dan press minyak kat mamat evo7.apa lagi,jiwa
muda patang dicabar, dia pun tekan la minyak
rapat nak kejar ferrari nie... lupa la pulak dia
dengan kancil org tua yg diikat kat belakang
kereta dia.
Orang tua tu punya la hangin satu badan,dia pun
hon dan bagi hi beam bagai nak rak.Mamat evo7
tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal. Kebetulan
pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat bawah
jambatan.
Vrooommm... ... bedesup peginye...
ini dah lebih speed limit nie... kate polis nie..cecah
250kmj memasing nie...
dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan
supaya saman kereta-kereta yg laju nie...
"over..over,ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu
melebihi had laju,sebuah ferrari,sebuah evo7 dan
sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak
percaye punye... ... ... sebuah kancil putih tengah
cucuk angin evo7 tu dan bagi hon dan hi beam nak
potong!!!'
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[fstr]

aiya mr plug, pls translate lar :lol:

 

[ah_jitt86]

haha...lawak wei :lol:

 

[alantan]

kakakakkakak...
ROLF

 

[sotplugDESIGNER]

Originally posted by fstrader@Apr 14 2005, 23:22
aiya mr plug, pls translate lar https://www.zerotohundred.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif alt='laugh.gif' />

[snapback]898446[/snapback]​

so long lazy translate leh.... :P

 

[blue_hippo]

haha old joke but stillfun
lets just say

the evo guy lend the uncle a help, pull the car from the back
evo guy say to uncle just high beem me if i drive fast. on the way go a car race with the evo,so he also want to race,when he tekan his oil, uncle high beam the evo.....so while evo was racing ,police saw the 3 cars( first car,evo ,and kancil behind) .Police couldnt believe what they saw,kancil tailgate evo7 and keep flashing light...heheheh understand not..

 

[ah_jitt86]

short form jor doesnt sound funny ler.... :)

 

[anion]

this joke is modded from an english joke which involves an aston martin, a ferrari and a mini....they modded it to the local version.....

but hell its funny when u imagine the joke as in a video clip....lolz...

 

[sotplugDESIGNER]

haha then symbody should make ad on tv oledi :lol:

 

[boggysv]

I've been tailed by a kancil at 200 b4. :ph34r:
At terengganu.

I slowed down and dun dare to run with him, takut if anything happens to him.
I still want to sleep peacefully at night :lol: :lol:

 

[[PIMPIN]]

so like, whatever happened to ZTH.com being a strictly Engilsh spoken forum?

 

[acura]

dam funny... but have to read the sentence twice sometimes.. dun really understand the malay slang...

 

[lozo]

hhaaha kuat kancil tu ..cucuk evo lagi !! somemore pakcik!!! hahaaha

 

[fstr]

lozo, u sounded kinda sm...ahhahahhahhaa :lol:

 

[whiteprince]

ic

 

[Kusa]

who said that kancils can't go very fast?

On one cold and lonely night on PLUS, a white Kancil was seen stranded on the roadside, broken down. The elderly owner of the car has been trying to gather help from other highway users but none stopped. Then an Evo 7 stopped right next to him and asked..

"Your car broke down, pakcik?"

"yup", said the old man.

"Ok here goes," said the young Evo driver. "I have a line of rope, what say i give your car a little tow until the next toll booth"

"woraittt" answered the old man.
"but if you're going too fast, i'll just beep my horn and high beam to ya, deal?" he added.

"okay pakcik".

And so that was done, with the Evo towing the Kancil from behind. After about 5 kilometers or so, the young man sped a little bit, only for the pakcik to honk his tinny horn and flashed the beams, thus he slowed down.

Suddenly a Ferrari sped past both the cars, raging the blood of the young Evo driver, He lost all sense of reason, forgetting that he's got the old man's Kancil tied onto the Evo's ass.

The old man got very pissed, and he sent his horn blaring and his high beam flashing non-stop, unsuccessfully trying to get the Evo driver to slow down as he tailgated the Ferrari.

As fate goes, some cops had set a speed camera right under a bridge.

VROOOOOOOMM the three cars passed.

The police on duty said, "whoa nutters.. that was WAY beyond 250km/h!" So he called up his buddies who's assigned to stop speeders up ahead the highway.

"Over, over, three cars speeding towards you. A Ferrari, and Evolution 7, and, you won't believe this, a white Kancil honking and flashing his beams trying to get the 2 cars to move aside!"

 

[simplythebest]

Hahahahaha, Giler. :P

 

[jaywat]

Hahahahah wtf ...damn nice :lol: :lol:

 

[CyborgR]

nice one :)

 

[alien]

whoa..
seriously hilarious.. sot plug