haha .. mel, check my posts as i already post it previously .. :P
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Anyway, that's a nice repeat from mel again... 
Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00
between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double
shots of Jack Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will
be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan.
Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees
and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them,
went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.
At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the
third bar!"
between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double
shots of Jack Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will
be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan.
Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees
and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them,
went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.
At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the
third bar!"
Damn.
The truth was so cruel.
The truth was so cruel.
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
Good good.
We can scrabble words another words when free too. :p
We can scrabble words another words when free too. :p
Yup... guys do some wen free n post here .. hehehehe, Mel .. where's the dangling cow?
that's not just funny dancer mel, its sexy too hahaha....
Can squeeze for milk easier. :p
hahahahahaha...
hahahahahaha...
will vomit if drink milk? hahaha same like me... yiaks!
yea... cannot tahan the taste and smell... yi...yaks!!!
haha legs also can shake hohoho...
haha legs also can shake hohoho...
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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