Dialog continous ...

[act7656]

Start with 2 fellow talking each other then u guys continues ok? Introduce more fellow in the conversation oso can ... have fun :_:

Ah Beng : Eh .... Ah Hock ... wat r u doing?
Ah Hock : Lu... kua beh teow har? i am Bang Sai (shitting) la !

Continue ..

Ah Beng:

 

[mrbear]

Ah Beng: i wan molified my car put big big vitek tubo
Ah Hock: mow man tai yaa..

 

[act7656]

Ah Beng: but my car is the proton wor ... can ah?
Ah Hock: Har? Pro---ton ah? ....... can la.... can one la ....

 

[DarkAccoon]

Ah Beng : and then i want big big vroom exhaust arr for drowning the vitec sien

Ah hock : mahai, that one u bigbig until can fit baby inside exhaust only can wor

 

[szekeiemme]

Ah Beng : can can.. my wife is pregnant now

Ah hock : waa.. lu siau ah?

 

[simonchangwaimun]

ah beng: y siau?durek boh stock leh...
ah hock : kannineh everyday oso kan kan kan...buy one boks la next time

 

[DarkAccoon]

ah beng : durex no size for me larrr

ah hock : niamah ke hai yan, ur lan jiau sibeh big wor, bigger than this exhaust arrr

 

[alantan]

ah beng : big big!! but..boh ee eh exhaust that big la...

ah hock : 4 inch outlet ah?...

 

[NOSkill]

AH BENG: that's about the size of your GF's ka chui kang.
AH HOCK: yea, I feel that's kinda oversize sometimes.......WAIT, DID YOU.......!!!!

 

[razaksa]

AH BENG: No lah..I joking only, what you think your girl friend so sui ah? Not my standardlah..I only cheong the Fiona Kwok type


AH HOCK:hahhahahah....Fiona only go for guys driving with Skyline and abovelah taiko...I can't imagine you driving her in your Kancil 650cc

 

[alien]

Ah Beng:
wat kancil?!
i upgraded d laa.. Proton Evolution outside ur workshop kenot see ar?
so how? can molify for me arr?

Ah Hock:
Can can.. My datsun tapao felali b4, u say can or not?
Ah Hock workshop, sibeh kinn- not tok cock!

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

Ah Beng:
u sure ar si beh kinn??... i see ur foreman all bangla only... i thought they know how to repair kereta lembu only la...

Ah HocK:
KNNCB.... my workers all certified foreman, got PhD some more.... dun play play... got one last time is the cheif engineer for ferrari F1 team!

 

[alien]

Ah beng: alrite alrite...here's the list of wat i want..

1. Sibeh loud exhaust (dun care power or not janji loud nia)
2. 3 gt wings, one on the roof, one on the boot, one on the rear bumper
3. jinon lights all around- frontside, leftside, rightside and backside oso
4. type-r stickers in front, Razo stickers at the sides and 280kmh/320kmh lebuhraya sticker at the back..
5. purple windscreen washers on the hood


Ah hock: wasai.. lik tis can tapao initial d pahlok edi..

 

[alantan]

ah beng: so ah hock...can do anot..don;t cock cock with me ok...was

ah hock: boh cock cock la...lu want 18 or 19" blin bling ho bor?...

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

Ah Beng: 18" 19" where got enough la... at least 22" la... i want the thing can spin spin one also arr...

Ah Hock: wah sai, 22" how to fit la??... u think u drive lori ar??.... i fit the bicycle one for u la, set bo??

 

[szekeiemme]

Ah Beng : dowan la.. so thin.. i wan fat fat 1 deeep diss 1 wo like palok like dat..if u no spinner den put de palastic 1 screw in the middle for me den put peah-ling for me so it spin spin

Ah Hock : can can.. u got money anot?if no money u can repay me wif other stuff...

 

[alantan]

ah beng: bicycle eh tahan boh?...22..set la...

ah hock : ee eh spin spin.... si spinner la....wah hor lu wah DIY spinner..sui?

 

[alien]

a week has passed and the spinner equipped proton is ready to roll..

Ah hock: how? sui boh?

Ah beng: waaa..waaaa.. i cant belip! thank u hock thank u wei.. bely bely much!

Ah hock goes near ah beng and 'pinch' his shirt and says..

"Lu has juz been 'cunned' ar!"

 

[jeffblazed]

ah beng: what music la that wan in your car....sound like crap only la buddy....

ah hock:this one my buddy gave me la cetak rompak wan la of ktown clan la he said he cant even sell the crap so now he giving it away for free....

ali: ya la dude malaysian artist are crap same like their filipino and indon friends...

supramaniam: wei macha better put 50 cents song before your headunit rosak la macha......

 

[DarkAccoon]

ah beng : ehhh, ah hock, u tau where i can install 12" woofers arr
ah hock : siau arr, why want so big wor, later your exhaust fall off leh
ah beng : u know lar, ngou tai those mamak never hear real music before mar, somemore i can open window and blast my techno song pass them fast fast with loud exhaust and my music go BOOM BOOM BOOM, DUK CHI DUK CHI DUK CHI