*QUOTES OF THE RACE for 2006 Bahrain:
"Another day, another win. Just give me the Championship now, save everybody the trouble. Look at my crotch!" -
Fernando Alonso
"Settle down there, Junior. Don't make me hit you with my walker. *sigh* Kids these days..." -
Michael Schumacher.
"mmbmmml rmmummbl pmmmblsmm mbm. mmnmbmmvmbmm." -
Kimi Raikkonen (has there EVER been someone who looked less happy to be on the podium than Kimi today?)
"No, really. This year for sure I'll win. Hey, where are you guys going?" -
Jensen Button.
"I was completely invisible this race. At least I didn't run into a backmarker. Tennis anybody?" -
Juan Pablo Montoya.
"Today’s race was superb, a really good job by the whole team, we really could not have asked for more." -
Mark Webber. ("Yes we could. We could have won." - Sir Frank Williams)
"I'm 21, intelligent, good-looking, single, and I'm a F1 driver. God, I've got a wonderful life." -
Nico Rosberg.
"*staring daggers at Rosberg*" -
Christian Klein.
"I must say that it really was a pity. I had a very competitive car, and (falls off chair)." -
Felipe Massa.
“I flat spotted early on when I was wheel to wheel with Nick (Heidfeld), which afterwards caused huge vibrations in the car. There’s so much vibration when that occurs, you lose visibility, your eyes are shaking in your head and it feels like you’re sitting on top of a spin drier. You can’t read the pit board nor the displays in the car. The team wanted me to do an oil transfer, but I had to ask them what colour the button was that I needed to press, as you can’t read anything when it’s like that. It’s horrible and rounds off a pretty disappointing weekend.” - D
avid Coulthard's Chin (note: real quote)
"What is this 'Toro Lawnmowero'?" -
Vitantonio Liuzzi.
"Are you sure I'm not Mark Webber?" -
Nick Heidfeld. (note: we're sure.)
"Speed. Spelled s-p-e-e-d. American." -
Scott Speed.
"Would you like fries with that?" -
Ralf Schumacher, practicing for his next job.
"*sob* It's a new year, a new team, and nothing has changed. *sob* gimme another beer..." -
Rubens Barrichello.
"I just pushed as hard as I could for the whole race - but the harder I pushed the slower I seemed to go! Maybe I should have tried the pedal on the right?" -
Jarno Trulli.
"The car is definitely faster and better than it was last year. It's not quick enough at the moment, but I'm sure we can find the speed." -
Tiago Montiero (note: try four places ahead of you, Tiago.)
"It is a fantastic result for us. I think that the boys in the garage deserve to be happy because they worked so hard to get us here to Bahrain. And all the bodywork is still attached!" -
Takuma Sato.
"
So I'm supposed to STOP in that little box? Really? Well! Who'd've thought?" -
Yuji Ide.
"*sniff sniff* Hey, who's barbequeing? Wha? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -
Jacques Villeneuve.
"Those wacky Renault engineers... they forgot to put the cap back on the hydraulic lines. Hahahahahaha. What a great practical joke! (sob) They hate me." -
Giancarlo Fisichella
"No, I've had no problems adapting to Midland. Feels just like Minardi, actually." -
Christijan Albers.