This just happened to me during lunch time.
I was talking on the phone along Federal Highway when suddenly a traffic cop in a kapchai appeared and signaled me to pull over. My boss called and mood wasn't that good la. Btw, I thought Federal Highway is off limited to motorcycles. Police got exclusion ar?
I was still talking on the phone while searching for a suitable place to pull over. When I finally stopped, I was still talking on the phone with the window up while the cop stood outside and waited for a minute or two.
Anyway...here is what transpired.
Cop: Ahh...cakap dalam telephone.
Me: Boss panggil mesti ambik ma.
Cop: Bagi driving license.
Me: *hands over driving lincese*
Cop: Macam mana? Nak saman?
Me: Saman-lah!
Cop: Ok. Bagi IC.
Me: *hands over IC*
Cop: *walks to the rear of car and then front of car to check road tax. Then came by the window*
Cop: Nak saman atau nak settle?
Me: Saman-lah......paused.....nak settle macam mana?
Cop: Settle sini la.
Me: Yea la. Settle macam mana. You kena bagi tau ma.
Cop: You suka hati la.
Me: Saman berapa?
Cop: Kalau rayu dan kompaun sebelum 22 May, RM150. Selepas itu RM300.
Me: Hmmm.......opens wallet and pass RM10 (yes I'm a cheapskate!)
Cop: *Upon seeing RM10*, tak pe la. You simpan duit you. Saya bukan mau saman you kalau you cakap baik-baik and minta maaf. Mungkin you mood tak da baik atau ada hal.
Me: ......... *kept quiet*
Me: Ok la. Telephone kena angkat sebab boss call ma. Ok la, sorry ya.
Cop: Ok ... *pass me back IC and driving license*. Pergi la.
Me: Ok. Thank you ya.
Sped off in my car. Oh btw, was driving a small little Honda that time and not the R34.