Men and World Cup

[mahfudz_mn]

LIST OF RULES

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the
The Sun's sport pages so you are aware of what's
going on regarding the World Cup and will be able
to join in conversations.

If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad
way or be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not
receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine at
all times - without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the
TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling
on the floor and without distracting me.

If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV,
make sure you put clothes on right after because if
you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to
the doctor or look after you during the World Cup
month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute -
unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat.

You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen
to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or
pick up the baby that just fell from the second
floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least
two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as
plenty of things to nibble on.

And please do not make any funny faces to my
friends when they come over to watch the games.
In return, you will be allowed to use the TV
between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a
good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset
because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT
say "get over it, its only a game" or "don't worry,
they'll win next time".

If you say these things, you will only make me
angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will
never ever know more about football than me and
your so called "words of encouragement" will only
lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one
game and you can talk to me during half-time but
only when the adverts are on, and only if the score
is pleasing me.

In addition, please note I am saying "one" game,
hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I
don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen
them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any
other child related parties or gatherings that
requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house
on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in
a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV
every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even
think about saying "but you have already seen
this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch?" The reply will
be: "Refer to Rule ..2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such
as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4
years".

I am immune to these words, because after this
comes the Champions League, Italian League,
Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World

 

[mahfudz_mn]

i'm not a football freak but somehow i think men were born to watch and enjoy the games...World Cup is great and i'll be in germany at that time...hahaha

 

[Duke Red]

The World Cup is the biggest event in the world and is watched by everyone, football fan or not. Kinda like the Olympics but bigger.

 

[infernaL]

olympics ? i feel the events , especialy the track and field is less favoured by ppl nowadays . football is certainly better received compared to the olympic events .
furthermore , we dont see anyone punting on high jump events ? lol

 

[Duke Red]

I agree mate. What I meant was people are more likely to watch track & field events during the Olympics than during other championships, just because of the scale of the event.

 

[infernaL]

i see , but as i said earlier , honestly the events in the olympics dont appeal interesting to me or rather it is blardeee boring . lol

btw here the opening matches list , with msian times . guess it would be like watching late epl / ecl matches

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5340/tournamentcal2lw.jpg

*taken from http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=284485

 

[NOSkill]

I love world cup. I get to fuck many wives for free.

 

[zephyr3d]

NOSKILL.... u're referring to old hacks?

 

[bikinigal]

Dear Men of the world (or whoever u r...)

I guess if such 'rules' is well-implemented....gals will goes :

IF U LOVE BALLS DAT MUCH, F**K URSELF~!!



p/s: pardon me, i love balls too....hehehe....


gals....AGREE??

 

[Crashvenom]

still felt a/b/c/d cup! is way much more interesting.

 

[BlackSamurai]

i only interest with C or above cup. sorry.

 

[satria_95]

It's a bloody good thing I hate soccer. No doubt the game may be interesting to some, but I just hate it. So.... to "Men of the world", I'll keep all your women company when you are watching the "world's most watched game". I am sure they will be satisfied to be with me, both emotionally and physically. You can fuck the maid if you have one.

 

[jeffblazed]

It's a bloody good thing I hate soccer. No doubt the game may be interesting to some, but I just hate it. So.... to "Men of the world", I'll keep all your women company when you are watching the "world's most watched game". I am sure they will be satisfied to be with me, both emotionally and physically. You can fuck the maid if you have one.

i also same......i always think soccer is for underage dudes.......but still if they asked which team i like i will say brazil...because all the players are cloned human +monkey....humanoids.....team sports sucks...i fella screw up all fucked up...where got fun.......hahaha like monkey chasing water melon....then other monkey think they are cooler cause they are watching it from all over the jungle........

 

[satria_95]

jeffblazed,
Then I'm not so bad la. To each his own ma. hehehe I like to watch World Wrestling Entertainment and many of my friends says, "aiya, fake wan la. How can chair whack on head still no blood wan? crap la, wrestling" but to me, it's entertaining. heh heh The thing that makes me hate soccer is people who are SO into it and don't care about any other thing around them, including their loved ones. Some of them even bet until can scold their loved ones for disturbing them even for the smallest things. Some of them are SO into betting at soccer that they waste so much money on those bets, as if they have been possessed. When they lose, they over react so much. Some of them who can't collect their winnings even fight with the loser who doesn't pay them, and I've watched this happen right in front of my table at ss2 mamak. How stupid can those people be.

 

[jeffblazed]

jeffblazed,
Then I'm not so bad la. To each his own ma. hehehe I like to watch World Wrestling Entertainment and many of my friends says, "aiya, fake wan la. How can chair whack on head still no blood wan? crap la, wrestling" but to me, it's entertaining. heh heh The thing that makes me hate soccer is people who are SO into it and don't care about any other thing around them, including their loved ones. Some of them even bet until can scold their loved ones for disturbing them even for the smallest things. Some of them are SO into betting at soccer that they waste so much money on those bets, as if they have been possessed. When they lose, they over react so much. Some of them who can't collect their winnings even fight with the loser who doesn't pay them, and I've watched this happen right in front of my table at ss2 mamak. How stupid can those people be.

stupid like monkey in the jungle fighting for banana and kicking water melon......

 

[satria_95]

jeffblazed,
hahahaha It's 3am ler. Stop thinking of monkey in jungle and bananas and water melons. hehe

 

[Duke Red]

i also same......i always think soccer is for underage dudes.......but still if they asked which team i like i will say brazil...because all the players are cloned human +monkey....humanoids.....team sports sucks...i fella screw up all fucked up...where got fun.......hahaha like monkey chasing water melon....then other monkey think they are cooler cause they are watching it from all over the jungle........

And how may I ask did you come up with this brilliant deduction? Football is the biggest sport in the world and if you are right, there are more monkeys than there are people. Team sports suck? Even in individual events such as tennis, you have a team consisting of a sports agent, a coach and the player. In F1 you have the whole pit crew, engineers, mechanics, etc.

Soccer = underaged dudes? Pls explain.

 

[koolspyda]

alo Satria_95, go start World Wrestling Entertainment thread.
tis world cup football la. you can start "Men & World Wrestling"

:kick: boot satria_95 out . hehehe

 

[jeffblazed]

And how may I ask did you come up with this brilliant deduction? Football is the biggest sport in the world and if you are right, there are more monkeys than there are people. Team sports suck? Even in individual events such as tennis, you have a team consisting of a sports agent, a coach and the player. In F1 you have the whole pit crew, engineers, mechanics, etc.

Soccer = underaged dudes? Pls explain.

i came up with this deduction because........i am not a fan of soccer........minus me and satria95,there are more monkey than people....what i meant by team sports suck..is during the game ...not preparation la....dont expect a mechanic to jump in the car and win the race....sorry to say in f1 end of the day it is up to the driver.....they just say it is the team work to give other people in the team....motivation....tennis can play alone with another opponent.......golf also play alone....michelle wie...you so fine.....prefer watching her swing.......

 

[-fRëɧt¥£3R-]

i also same......i always think soccer is for underage dudes.......but still if they asked which team i like i will say brazil...because all the players are cloned human +monkey....humanoids.....team sports sucks...i fella screw up all fucked up...where got fun.......hahaha like monkey chasing water melon....then other monkey think they are cooler cause they are watching it from all over the jungle........

u both can book a room and bang each other all nite long if u dun like soccer..