kelvio said:one day theres a guy being dump by his girl. while driving in his car he think that he wanted to die drive damn fast 320kmh. later he reach a traffic light
" eh red light dun care " he said
zooming by the read light,later turning to bend he saw a person on dark coloured dress. a police waving to stop, so he stop
the police men ask "didnt u saw the traffic light"
the guy answered " i saw it"
the police men say " so why u didnt stop"
the guy answered " BECOUSE .................................... I DIDNT SAW U OFFICER!!!
Laugh at the english. Laugh at the contents. Laugh at the grammar.hey guys wut do you think bout thes story...
rumour has it dat he is a mamber here oso....
Wah talking about street racing... I had a horrible experience too... driving my fren's illegal AG6..fully modded... Big V engine and stuff.. carbon fiber hood... Already going around 210km/h.. racing against a skyline GTR 34.. still faster.. I push nitros button... speed went up to 220km/h in AG6.. around there.. overtook the skyline.. next thing i knew.. "KABOOM!!' The carbon fiber hood flies off and car slows down... I'm afraid I fried the engine... that was DAMMN FREAKY ! my fren marah me like hell.. In de end.. i won the skyline... so had more $$ income from the race to replace new engine... after that i stop adi... takut.. to street race... rather play in the TRACKS...
But ofcoz i still got play here and there on the streets using my own car... other day on LDP near Sunway.. i was using my WISE .. I smoked a GTI Satria.. in cutting and stuff... eheh
Haha class!rollakid said:One day, a man is late for work, so he speeds on the highway hoping he will make it in time. But when he cross a bridge, a police caught him with a speed gun and chase him down. Here's teh conversation of them when the police caught him:
Police: Hey buddy. Did you know that you are way pass the speed limit?
Man: Yes sir. I don't have much of a choice, i'm late for work.
Police: Oh, is that so? So what you do for a living?
Man: Well, I'm a profesional rectum stretcher. I stretch my client's rectum until they are 6 feet wide. Pretty much the same like a dentist to pull out your tooth.
Police: What the F__K?! What do you need a 6 feet asshole for?
Man: Well, for starters, we give them a speedgun and place them by the bridge...
MAN I WOULD LIKE TO OWN A MR2 lol......there is a joke about policemen
there is a mr2 zoom passed the police patrol car...police gave a chase.....but it takes a while for the police catch up with the mr2...tht mr2 wen to the mamak and parked the car..so the policemen spotted this mr2 parked at the mamak.....police went down and questioned the driver....."hei,tadi u pandu sangat laju di highway ar"...the driver said "tak dak,saya sampai sini sangat lama"....the policemen looked puzzled and asked..."bukti mana?"so the driver said "sentuh bonet depan,sejuk punya...jika saya race..engine mesti panas kan??"...so the police touched the front bonet and it is cold...policemen said "yah,masih sejuk engine dia,maafkan saya...tadi nampak sebuah kereta macam macam rupa kereta awak pandu sangat laju,maaf ar encik"..so police drove off...
moral of story....buy mr2...hahah...and cheat ur way out....
**for those who duno..mr2 is rear engine rear drive...
boosook said:ok this is a true story but its damn funny..its my fren's fren..here goes..
3 indian frens were on their way back from clubbing around 2-3am in the morning...they were drunk..basically no cars on the road ...half way driving they came to a roundabout... they suppose to turn 9 oclock..but they miss the 9 oclock turn...the driver stopped and reverse the car instead of taking one round!! then 1 car behind came and BANG!! ngam nagm 1 police car came and check...so that 3 indian fren tought that they were gonna get busted...
the policeman came to the front car and ask
policeman: ada siapa cedera?..apa berlaku?
driver: tak ada...itu orang belakang langgar saya la..
then the policeman went to the back car and talk to him as well...
then suddently the policeman came to the firat car again and said
policeman: orang yang langgar kamu mabuk la..dia kata kamu reverse itu kereta
dan langgar dia..kamu boleh pergi sekarang...
so that 3 indian fren escape...i think the orher guy kena saman...hehehe