Jokes : Malaysia (Anything) Boleh

mag9556

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Got this joke from a fren...
hope that can make u all laugh...:biggrin:


After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Swedish
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came
to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Swedes, in the weeks that followed, English
scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in
the UK newspapers read; English archaeologists have found traces of
2000

year old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors
already
had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand
years
earlier than the Swedes.

One week later, Malaysian newspapers reported the following: After
digging as deep as 5000 meters in padi fields in Kedah, Malaysian
scientists
have found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that
5000
years ago, Malaysian's inhabitants were already using wireless
technology.


Moral of the story :
Malaysia Bolehhhhhhhhhhhh! any thing also can.....:nurse:
 

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Wow .... Now, that's what I call a GOOD Malaysia Boleh joke !

Good one ...
 

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Welcome to BOLEH LAND!!!!:biggrin:
 

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WOW great joke.... maybe it is true who knows... ??
 

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yeah............. celebrate 50th yrs of boleh!!
this also proves that our ancestor already using 3G handphone with wireless telecommunication tech 5,000 yrs ago.
 

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In a different perspective, maybe they have not developed language or communication yet ...
 

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Dont look down on our gomen......we are quietly walked into a "gestapo" govern decades....every media is closely monitored and people are warn to scare a shit to produce any idea/thoughts against g-men......

any topic invovle complaining/critising/potraiting gomen personnel will be locked and closed within hours.......

we all have to learn to belive that the shit is sweet taste, ah gua can give birth of child and our ministers eventually cleverer than Einstein......
 

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Dont look down on our gomen......we are quietly walked into a "gestapo" govern decades....every media is closely monitored and people are warn to scare a shit to produce any idea/thoughts against g-men......

any topic invovle complaining/critising/potraiting gomen personnel will be locked and closed within hours.......

we all have to learn to belive that the shit is sweet taste, ah gua can give birth of child and our ministers eventually cleverer than Einstein......
hehehe... didnt look down.. salute them onli....:adore: :adore:

This is what I get from a fren yesterday

Dear All,



Go back early today after work and tired not go to KL next two days...



"Roadblocks were spotted on several highways including the Silk Highway (from Kajang and Semenyih to Kuala Lumpur and Putrajaya), near Sungai Ramal, Sungai Besi Highway ( photo) and Sungai Way on the Federal Highway.

Other areas include Ampang (at Taman Dato Ahmad Razali before Ampang Point and another at Gleneagles Intan Medical Centre), Jalan Puchong (near Bintang supermarket), Klang (Bukit Tinggi and Bukit Raja) and Bukit Mertajam in Penang. "



Police roadblocks jam up roads, again

Soon Li Tsin
Nov 22, 07 2:45pm






Scores of police roadblocks have been sighted across Selangor this morning on roads leading to Kuala Lumpur, causing major traffic jams.

Malaysiakini received information that roadblocks had been set up since this morning bringing the rush-hour traffic to a crawl.

Selangor Traffic and Public Order Department chief Supt Che Hussain Che Omar, when contacted, said roadblocks have been set up in all 12 districts in Selangor.



"It is for crime prevention. We have placed roadblocks in all major strategic area this morning. When it will end depends on the situation. We still study the situation," he said.

Asked if the roadblocks were to prevent people from entering the capital to attend the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) rally scheduled to take place on Sunday at the British High Commission, Hussain declined to comment.

More than a week ago, similar roadblocks were set up to frustrate thousands of people from attending the Bershi rally demanding for free and fair elections. However, despite the lockdown, about 40,000 turned up in downtown Kuala Lumpur.

Show police presence

A police source confirmed that the roadblocks have been set up to block those attending the Hindraf rally.

"We just want to show police presence in the areas," said the source, who requested anonymity.

Roadblocks were spotted on several highways including the Silk Highway (from Kajang and Semenyih to Kuala Lumpur and Putrajaya), near Sungai Ramal, Sungai Besi Highway ( photo) and Sungai Way on the Federal Highway.

Other areas include Ampang (at Taman Dato Ahmad Razali before Ampang Point and another at Gleneagles Intan Medical Centre), Jalan Puchong (near Bintang supermarket), Klang (Bukit Tinggi and Bukit Raja) and Bukit Mertajam in Penang.

Heavy police presence has also been sighted in Ampang and in Kampung Cheras, the latter being an Indian predominated area.

In a statement today, Hindraf chairperson P Waytha Moorthy advised those attending the gathering to leave their homes early.

"There may be roadblocks and the presence of Federal Reserve Unit. They may hinder you from proceeding to the venue," he said.

"Insist upon them that you are exercising your rights under Article 10 of the Federal Constitution and Article 20 (freedom of assembly) of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights 1948."

Volunteer arrested

Hindraf has not been issued a police permit for the rally after Cheras police chief Ahmad Amir Mohd Hashim rejected the application for technical and safety reasons three days ago.

Hindraf legal adviser P Uthayakumar told Malaysiakini that their appeal to Kuala Lumpur police chief Zulhasnan Najib Baharuddin was rejected today.

He also said that a Hindraf volunteer S Tanendran was arrested in Puchong at about 4pm for taking photographs of the roadblock.

"They have taken him to the Puchong Jaya police station now," said Uthayakumar.

"Is it an offence to take photographs?" asked Uthayakumar, adding that he was not given a satisfactory response by the police office in charge of the district, ACP Zainal Rashid Abu Bakar.

"He merely said that he would investigate the matter," said Uthayakumar, who also said that his staff and volunteers in his office have been receiving threatening phone calls over their involvement with Hindraf.

Petition to the Queen

The gathering is expected to attract 10,000 people, with Hindraf to hand over a petition addressed to the British Queen to support a class-action suit against Her Majesty's government for bringing Indians to Malaysia as indentured labourers and exploiting them for 150 years.

The quantum being sought is US$4 trillion (RM14 trillion) - or US$2 million for every Indian currently residing in Malaysia.

The gathering has sparked rumours via the short messaging service on mobile phones that Queen Elizabeth II will make an appearance at the British High Commission in Kuala Lumpur on Sunday, but this has been dispelled by Hindraf.

Other rumours are that the movement's legal adviser has been beaten up and the lawyers in Hindraf has been arrested. These have also been clarified as false.



I think this artical will not show in the newspaper...hehehehehe
 

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Malaysia Bulleh! They want RM1million for each indian in malaysia. Truely... malaysia bulleh! haha

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Sunday November 25, 2007
MYT 11:26:04 AM

Hindraf gathering proceeds

KUALA LUMPUR: Large groups were seen gathering at Jalan Ampang and Jalan Tun Razak from as early as 6.30am Sunday.

The gathering, organised by Hindraf (Hindu Rights Action Force), hopes to hand over a petition to the British High Commission.

The crowds were however broken up when police fired water cannons and teargas at them.

As of 11am Sunday, Hindraf still had not handed over its petition to any representative from the British High Commission.

The petition to the British Commission asks for Queen Elizabeth II to appoint a Queen's counsel to represent the Indian community in a class action suit against the British Government for bringing Indians as indentured labourers to then Malaya and exploiting them.

The group has filed a US$4 trillion (RM13.5 trillion) suit at the Royal Courts of Justice in London in August claiming that the British were to blame for the marginalisation of Indians in Malaysia.

The suit is equivalent to US$1mil (RM3.4mil) for every Indian in Malaysia.
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Well, i think the best is some indian forum member here can speak on their opinion on this.

Logically i guess british wont care about this. But the amount they were asking really make it like a chaos.......i think they just want to make some attention, the one who really exploiting them is their lovely semi value.....

so you guys put in here as means that this is a "joke"?
 

mag9556

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Well, i think the best is some indian forum member here can speak on their opinion on this.

Logically i guess british wont care about this. But the amount they were asking really make it like a chaos.......i think they just want to make some attention, the one who really exploiting them is their lovely semi value.....

so you guys put in here as means that this is a "joke"?
of coz a joke what...hehehehe...

laughing stock for this year....





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Northiswara

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no joke no fun marr............
:p
 

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