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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3939053" data-attributes="member: 14320">Senior Citizens 87 year old Ed is sitting at the bar of his local Senior CitizensDance Club when in walks Mary. "What a beauty," he says to himself.Then he can't believe his luck when she walks over and startschatting to him. It was love at first site for both of them. After****** for only a few weeks, they decide to get married. On theirwedding night, they consummate their marriage with a long andpassionate sexy romp. As soon as it ends, Mary notices that Ed isvery quiet and still. She then realizes that her new husband has diedjust as he reached his climax. At Ed's funeral, one of Mary's friendscomes over to her and says, "I was so shocked to hear the news, Mary.Whatever happened?" "Nothing much," Mary replies, "he came and he went."xxxxxA gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so theowner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for hisfree sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If heguessed correctly, he would get his free sex.The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled infor a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor againgave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Theredneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was4. You were close, but no free sex this time."As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think thatgame is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."Bubba replied, No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged my wifewon twice last week."xxxxxQ. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?A. Bubblegum One Greek says to another, "Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?""No," he answered, "I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"</blockquote>

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