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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3918870" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Cool Shorties</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The blonde teen-age girl had long been infatuated with a popular local</p><p>disc jockey and finally got to meet him when the station held an open</p><p>house.</p><p>When she seductively suggested they get better acquainted, he took her</p><p>into a vacant studio and unzipped his pants. "I suppose you know what</p><p>this is?" he whispered.</p><p>"I sure do," she said, grasping it in her hand and putting it near her</p><p>mouth,</p><p>"I'd like to say hello to Ricky, Bobby, Tina and the whole gang down at</p><p>Danny's Pizzeria."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Did you know that the human body has a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>A young lady says to a salesman,</p><p>"I need some batteries for my vibrator."</p><p></p><p>He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."</p><p>She says,</p><p>"If I could come that way</p><p>I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator." </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>During her annual checkup, a well-built lady was asked to disrobe and</p><p>climb onto the examining table.</p><p>"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."</p><p>"That's all right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You</p><p>get undressed and tell me when you're through."</p><p>In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've</p><p>undressed. What should I do with my clothes?"</p><p>"Your clothes?" answered the doctor.</p><p>"Put them over here, on top of mine!"</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid</p><p>of commitment!</p><p></p><p>Martha: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a year</p><p>and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.</p><p></p><p>Jane: What did you say?</p><p></p><p>Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me</p><p>your last name, or get your shit out of my house !"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3918870, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Cool Shorties[/COLOR][/B] The blonde teen-age girl had long been infatuated with a popular local disc jockey and finally got to meet him when the station held an open house. When she seductively suggested they get better acquainted, he took her into a vacant studio and unzipped his pants. "I suppose you know what this is?" he whispered. "I sure do," she said, grasping it in her hand and putting it near her mouth, "I'd like to say hello to Ricky, Bobby, Tina and the whole gang down at Danny's Pizzeria." [B][COLOR="Red"] ()()[/COLOR][/B] Did you know that the human body has a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. [B][COLOR="Red"]()()[/COLOR][/B] A young lady says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator." He motions with his finger, "Come this way..." She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator." [B][COLOR="Red"]()()[/COLOR][/B] During her annual checkup, a well-built lady was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "That's all right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You get undressed and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with my clothes?" "Your clothes?" answered the doctor. "Put them over here, on top of mine!" [B][COLOR="Red"]()()[/COLOR][/B] Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid of commitment! Martha: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a year and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum. Jane: What did you say? Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me your last name, or get your shit out of my house !" [/QUOTE]
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