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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3892805" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOU'RE PULLED OVER</strong></span></p><p></p><p>10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece.</p><p>9 Wanta race to the station, Sparky?</p><p>8 I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!</p><p>7 On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.</p><p>6 You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!</p><p>5 Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!</p><p>4 Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?</p><p>3 How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.</p><p>2 Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?</p><p>1 I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy was spending the night with a married couple in their apartment.</p><p>Since they didn't have a couch, they let him share their bed with them.</p><p></p><p>Once they all went to bed and the husband fell asleep, the wife whispered in</p><p>the guy's ear, "Pull a hair from my husband's ass, If he is asleep we can</p><p>have sex."</p><p></p><p>The guy pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and he didn't wake up, so the</p><p>guy proceeded to make it with the wife.</p><p></p><p>Not satisfied, the wife told him to do it a second , then a third time,</p><p>which he happily did.</p><p></p><p>Finally, the husband rolled over and said wearily, "It's bad enough that</p><p>you're fucking my wife in the same bed as me, but do you have to use my ass</p><p>as a scoreboard?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3892805, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Teal"][B]TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOU'RE PULLED OVER[/B][/COLOR] 10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 9 Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 8 I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 7 On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 6 You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy! 5 Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4 Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen? 3 How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2 Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? 1 I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special! [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A guy was spending the night with a married couple in their apartment. Since they didn't have a couch, they let him share their bed with them. Once they all went to bed and the husband fell asleep, the wife whispered in the guy's ear, "Pull a hair from my husband's ass, If he is asleep we can have sex." The guy pulled a hair from the husband's ass, and he didn't wake up, so the guy proceeded to make it with the wife. Not satisfied, the wife told him to do it a second , then a third time, which he happily did. Finally, the husband rolled over and said wearily, "It's bad enough that you're fucking my wife in the same bed as me, but do you have to use my ass as a scoreboard?" [/QUOTE]
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