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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3890849" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Written On Toilet WallsWhat's written on the wallHumor from toilet walls around the world**This is a tee peefor a pee pee.Not a wig wamto beat your tom-tom.**Why are you staring at the wall.... the joke is in your hand**This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody.**Here I sitBroken-heartedCame to shitBut only farted**here I sit all broken heartedtried to shit but only fartedthen one day I took a chancetried to fart and shit my pants**Here I sit I'm at a lossTrying to shit out taco sauceI know I'm gonna drop a loadI only hope I don't explode**Sticks and stones may break my bones,but whips and chains excite me,So... throw me down,and tie me up and show me that you like me.**If you tinkle and you sprinkle,Be a sweetie wipe the seatie**Some come here to sit and think,some come here to shit and stink,but I come here to itch my balls,and read the writing on the walls.@@@Amy and the Ladies were discussing her fight with her ex boyfriend.Amy: And then my ex thought I owed HIM an apology!Marina: Well, did you give him one?Amy: Oh, yeah! I said, "I'm sorry you're an asshole!"**Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"A. Two gays with hemorrhoids.Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?A. It's for the Christmas period.Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.</blockquote>

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