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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3412075" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Leper</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A leper goes into a Mexican restaurant and says: "I'll have a taco combination plate -- and you'd better make it to go."</p><p>The waitress, realizing that the leper is embarrassed by his appearance, says compassionately: "Sir, you're very welcome here. Why don't you sit down and eat here?"</p><p>So the leper sits down and when his food comes and he begins to eat, a piece of his earlobe falls into his plate. He hears guests gagging and says to the waitress: "look, I think you'd better just box this food up so I can eat it at home."</p><p>"Nonsense," says the waitress. "I won't hear of it."</p><p>So he takes a few more bites, and a piece of his nose falls off. More gagging from the patrons. "Look," he says, "I'm making people gag. Please, just box this up for me."</p><p>"Sir," says the waitress, "it's not you who's making these people gag. The lady behind you has been dipping tortilla chips in the back of your neck!"</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Queer Quickies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a lesbian?</p><p>A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.</p><p></p><p>What's a lesbian?</p><p>Just another woman trying to do a man's job.</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the 2 gay lawyers?</p><p>They wanted to try each other.</p><p></p><p>Hear about the new gay sitcom?</p><p>"Leave it, it's Beaver."</p><p></p><p>How do you tell if you are in a gay church?</p><p>Only half the congregation is kneeling.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><><><><><></span></strong></p><p></p><p>At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class,</p><p>and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper. She said,</p><p>"Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I</p><p>woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat</p><p>your pussy today!'"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3412075, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Leper[/COLOR][/B] A leper goes into a Mexican restaurant and says: "I'll have a taco combination plate -- and you'd better make it to go." The waitress, realizing that the leper is embarrassed by his appearance, says compassionately: "Sir, you're very welcome here. Why don't you sit down and eat here?" So the leper sits down and when his food comes and he begins to eat, a piece of his earlobe falls into his plate. He hears guests gagging and says to the waitress: "look, I think you'd better just box this food up so I can eat it at home." "Nonsense," says the waitress. "I won't hear of it." So he takes a few more bites, and a piece of his nose falls off. More gagging from the patrons. "Look," he says, "I'm making people gag. Please, just box this up for me." "Sir," says the waitress, "it's not you who's making these people gag. The lady behind you has been dipping tortilla chips in the back of your neck!" [B][COLOR="Teal"]Queer Quickies[/COLOR][/B] How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a lesbian? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. What's a lesbian? Just another woman trying to do a man's job. Did you hear about the 2 gay lawyers? They wanted to try each other. Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver." How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling. [B][COLOR="Red"]<><><><><>[/COLOR][/B] At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!'" [/QUOTE]
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