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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3409827" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">I've Learned.....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I've learned that you cannot make someone love</p><p>you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they</p><p>panic and give in.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that no matter how much I care,</p><p>some people are just assholes.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that it takes years to build up</p><p>trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy</p><p>it.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that you can get by on charm for</p><p>about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better</p><p>have a big dick or huge tits.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself</p><p>to others - they are more fucked up than you</p><p>think.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that you can keep puking long after</p><p>you think you're finished.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that we are responsible for what</p><p>we do, unless we are celebrities.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that regardless of how hot and</p><p>steamy a relationship is at first, the passion</p><p>fades, and there had better be a lot of money</p><p>to take its place.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that sometimes the people you</p><p>expect to kick you when you're down will be</p><p>the ones who do.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad</p><p>friends because their dysfunction makes us feel</p><p>better about ourselves.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that no matter how you try to</p><p>protect your children, they will eventually</p><p>get arrested and end up in the local paper.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that the people you care most about</p><p>in life are taken from you too soon and all the</p><p>less important ones just never go away.</p><p></p><p>I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take</p><p>a joke" in 6 languages.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========================================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother</p><p>could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening,</p><p>Tamara</p><p>approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas's mother</p><p>seemed to be avoiding her after their first introduction.</p><p></p><p>"Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I</p><p>put</p><p>it, a bit on the crude side."</p><p></p><p>"Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected</p><p>families</p><p>in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland ? That I attended the</p><p>finest</p><p>finishing schools on the East Coast? That I obtained a master's degree</p><p>at</p><p>Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laud?" Tamara asked.</p><p></p><p>"Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied.</p><p></p><p>"Then where in the fuck does that snooty cunt come off with all that</p><p>crude</p><p>bullshit?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3409827, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]I've Learned.....[/COLOR][/B] I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages. [B][COLOR="Red"]========================================[/COLOR][/B] Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas's mother seemed to be avoiding her after their first introduction. "Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side." "Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland ? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I obtained a master's degree at Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laud?" Tamara asked. "Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied. "Then where in the fuck does that snooty cunt come off with all that crude bullshit?" [/QUOTE]
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