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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3408970" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Q's & A'</strong>s</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do seagulls fly by the sea?</p><p>A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bagels.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is life like a dick?</p><p>A: Cause the more u play with it the harder it gets.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a vagina and mustard have in common?</p><p>A: You can dip your sausage in both.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?</p><p>A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?</p><p>A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's blue and fucks old people?</p><p>A: Hypothermia.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered</p><p>wives' shelter?</p><p>A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of "making love"?</p><p>A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?</p><p>A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?</p><p>A: They don't fucking listen.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?</p><p>A: Gonorrhea.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?</p><p>A: Drowns.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?</p><p>A: You know she'll swallow.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did God create yeast infections?</p><p>A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt</p><p>once in a while too.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans zipper?</p><p>A: When a woman unzips her pants her brains don't fall out!!</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the best way to make a pussy talk?</p><p>A: Put a tongue into it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?</p><p>A: When he eats a Brownie.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you pick out a paranoid Woman?</p><p>A: She's the one putting a Condom on her Vibrator.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Women have two sets of lips?</p><p>A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call pulling off a girl's Pantyhose?</p><p>A: Foreplay.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with</p><p>diarrhea?</p><p>A: One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of suspicious??</p><p>A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a retard with a hard on?</p><p>A: A slow poke.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?</p><p>A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.</p><p></p><p>Q: Whats a Mexican without a lawnmower?</p><p>A: Unemployed.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did George Washington and Thomas Jefferson have in common?</p><p>A: They were the last two white people to have those names.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do women have nostrils?</p><p>A: So she can breathe while she's sucking my cock.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3408970, member: 14320"] [B]Q's & A'[/B]s Q: Why do seagulls fly by the sea? A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bagels. Q: Why is life like a dick? A: Cause the more u play with it the harder it gets. Q: What does a vagina and mustard have in common? A: You can dip your sausage in both. Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex? A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women. Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl? A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia. Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her. Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape? A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhea. Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? A: Drowns. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q: What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans zipper? A: When a woman unzips her pants her brains don't fall out!! Q: What is the best way to make a pussy talk? A: Put a tongue into it. Q: Do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout? A: When he eats a Brownie. Q: How can you pick out a paranoid Woman? A: She's the one putting a Condom on her Vibrator. Q: Why do Women have two sets of lips? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What do you call pulling off a girl's Pantyhose? A: Foreplay. Q: What's the difference between a farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea? A: One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits. Q: What is the definition of suspicious?? A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch. Q: What do you call a retard with a hard on? A: A slow poke. Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting. Q: Whats a Mexican without a lawnmower? A: Unemployed. Q: What did George Washington and Thomas Jefferson have in common? A: They were the last two white people to have those names. Q: Why do women have nostrils? A: So she can breathe while she's sucking my cock. [/QUOTE]
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