ALERT..ALERT.!!..the most venomous snake on the loose!!..

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THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD


NAME: Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake).
LOCATION: Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resultingin an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an incurable disease and consequent death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TORNIQUE: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, withthe thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!


p/s: damn bored laa at home..heehehe...;)
 
muhahhahahaha,,,,,...funny ...darn funnyyy.....good 1 bro....
owh yah u should add 1 more...
habitat : depends of geographical factors sometimes this snake live in thick bushes....sometimes in the desert.....
 
only male species are known to have this 'snake'..if you have met any female species with this 'snake',please report ur findings of a new discovery :D :D
 
PocketRocket said:
only male species are known to have this 'snake'..if you have met any female species with this 'snake',please report ur findings of a new discovery :D :D

aiyoo, if female owned this type of snake also...i cabut dulu oohh..muahahaha..must be transvetite.....muahahaaa
 
hahah..come to think of it again..all this talking seems like free style raping..
words just keep coming........keep it up
 
i didn;t know i have a pet 'snake ' with me for so long
 
i like the milking part hahahaha

female should read and pratice the milking part :D
 
muahaha....milking part is the best part...(of course female do it laa, if doing by urself...no syiok laa..) heehe....

p/s: got this joke frm internet laa dude while searching info regarding venomous snake....damn funny..!!..ehh
 

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