Why can't women (in general) drive properly?

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K_Takuya

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In general.. i mean generally... female who drive the car...is not tall enough.. most of the time i see at my rear mirror and only manage to see the nose up to the head only of the female driver at their steering wheel... no wonder if they don't know if they scratch the front bumper or not.. imagine a short female driver driving the new vios...
 

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I think more than 60% of malaysian cannot drive properly :rofl::burnout: and 98% out of the proper drivers try to save their fuel and hog the fcking road. The 2% left is not all good driver also, more than 78% of it beh tahan and ram the car zig zag to get away from the bad drivers :rofl::rofl::rofl: . The rest, it will be either illegal parking or don't give a sht to other road users who walk or cycling. So, if you see a good driver on the road, you can start choosing which 4 numbers to buy at the toto shop :rofl:
 

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I think more than 60% of malaysian cannot drive properly :rofl::burnout: and 98% out of the proper drivers try to save their fuel and hog the fcking road. The 2% left is not all good driver also, more than 78% of it beh tahan and ram the car zig zag to get away from the bad drivers :rofl::rofl::rofl: . The rest, it will be either illegal parking or don't give a sht to other road users who walk or cycling. So, if you see a good driver on the road, you can start choosing which 4 numbers to buy at the toto shop :rofl:
hahahaha.... great statement there.... hahhahaha....
i just strike 7675 this tuesday... coz that unker stop the car & let me crossing... hehehe....
 

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Aunties in those Big SUVs really idiots. They want face thats why they drive so big but lose more face because cannot handle it.
 

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in all not all women are bad driver only 90% and the other 10% is good driver, but funny thing come to me i was driving my 4x4 happily on the raod minding my on way the come to intersection (i have no stop sign) 1 lady in kancil was slowing don to cross the road the suddenly she jump out in front of me, then bang, the best part is she said she dah "berhenti" then she call some guy maybe relative n tht F**ker said why i langgar her? WTF?? on stop sign u supposed to stop n see got car or not then drive, not stop abit then jalan, lucky i use 4x4 with bull bar so no damage to my car, but tht aunty want me to pay and i say go to hell, then got argue finally a trafic police come and saman her, and they argue with the police man, long story short the police arrest to her relative( coz push the officer), AND ABOVE ALL I WONDER HOW SHE N HER RELATIVE BEEN DRIVING OVER PAST 10 YEARS BUT DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ROAD LAW?? :hmmmm::hmmmm::hmmmm: something is wrong here
 

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in all not all women are bad driver only 90% and the other 10% is good driver, but funny thing come to me i was driving my 4x4 happily on the raod minding my on way the come to intersection (i have no stop sign) 1 lady in kancil was slowing don to cross the road the suddenly she jump out in front of me, then bang, the best part is she said she dah "berhenti" then she call some guy maybe relative n tht F**ker said why i langgar her? WTF?? on stop sign u supposed to stop n see got car or not then drive, not stop abit then jalan, lucky i use 4x4 with bull bar so no damage to my car, but tht aunty want me to pay and i say go to hell, then got argue finally a trafic police come and saman her, and they argue with the police man, long story short the police arrest to her relative( coz push the officer), AND ABOVE ALL I WONDER HOW SHE N HER RELATIVE BEEN DRIVING OVER PAST 10 YEARS BUT DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ROAD LAW?? :hmmmm::hmmmm::hmmmm: something is wrong here
or maybe they are just regular DUMB n DUMBER?:hmmmm:
 

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if there are any regular automotive-challenged men and women reading this....can pay attention to the road more while driving anot? My post is not to offend anyone, point be taken to constructive replies =) thx for reading my rants
I'd simply say those words of yours in my very own way, which is...

If you fucktard lady drivers (or any other fucktard drivers) can't drive properly and think you're right, get the fuck off the road and don't even WALK on the pavements. You walking there alone will be a hazard to the dust mites that float in the air. And if you hit anyone and just drive away, know that you will die of a freakishly fatal accident that will leave your ass-shit bodies in such a mess that the relevant people (coroners, autopsy team, etc.) will not even bother to examine who your family members are and will just throw you into a big bin, pour flaming fuel and burn you to ashes.

There, that feels good. Now... actually, i don't give much shit about fucktard drivers. haha
 

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My wife is a bad driver. Because she drove a 1.8L automatic sedan and win my 250hp 6 speed manual sport car :mad::mad::mad: from house to the tire shop :mad::mad:
 

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in all not all women are bad driver only 90% and the other 10% is good driver, but funny thing come to me i was driving my 4x4 happily on the raod minding my on way the come to intersection (i have no stop sign) 1 lady in kancil was slowing don to cross the road the suddenly she jump out in front of me, then bang, the best part is she said she dah "berhenti" then she call some guy maybe relative n tht F**ker said why i langgar her? WTF?? on stop sign u supposed to stop n see got car or not then drive, not stop abit then jalan, lucky i use 4x4 with bull bar so no damage to my car, but tht aunty want me to pay and i say go to hell, then got argue finally a trafic police come and saman her, and they argue with the police man, long story short the police arrest to her relative( coz push the officer), AND ABOVE ALL I WONDER HOW SHE N HER RELATIVE BEEN DRIVING OVER PAST 10 YEARS BUT DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ROAD LAW?? :hmmmm::hmmmm::hmmmm: something is wrong here
at the other hand, if the relative of that women says:"..ni jalan bapok ku, kau langgar ku kat jalan bapok ku, kau lah yg saleh..."...

then u must paid for that kancil.... hehehehe...
 

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My wife is a bad driver. Because she drove a 1.8L automatic sedan and win my 250hp 6 speed manual sport car :mad::mad::mad: from house to the tire shop :mad::mad:


.....................speechless.............
 

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in all not all women are bad driver only 90% and the other 10% is good driver, but funny thing come to me i was driving my 4x4 happily on the raod minding my on way the come to intersection (i have no stop sign) 1 lady in kancil was slowing don to cross the road the suddenly she jump out in front of me, then bang, the best part is she said she dah "berhenti" then she call some guy maybe relative n tht F**ker said why i langgar her? WTF?? on stop sign u supposed to stop n see got car or not then drive, not stop abit then jalan, lucky i use 4x4 with bull bar so no damage to my car, but tht aunty want me to pay and i say go to hell, then got argue finally a trafic police come and saman her, and they argue with the police man, long story short the police arrest to her relative( coz push the officer), AND ABOVE ALL I WONDER HOW SHE N HER RELATIVE BEEN DRIVING OVER PAST 10 YEARS BUT DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ROAD LAW?? :hmmmm::hmmmm::hmmmm: something is wrong here

wahahaha...tis story remind me of my scenario too..

was at subang ss15, from MCD to the end Public bank...in btw the straight road got a junction which can in/out subang...i stopped to let cars in, and a mid-age lady wan to cross the road...but she nvr bother to see if i wan to move my car further in front to slowly cross the busy junction....she just went down from her car and directly walk across the road to the shoplots..and guess wat, she BANG my car at the bumper there...she stopped and scolded me tat i BANG her LOL...wat's on earth tis kind of ppl thinking?

there are 2 young guys also wan to across the road but they are standing just after my rear mirror, i can hear their laughter on the lady tat BANG my car and somemore scolded me...thanks to da 2 guys who laff on behalf of me...

my expression was stunned and wan to laff and wan to angry...:banghead:
if tat road is not in peak hour i sure go down BANG her on the spot :thefinger:..
 

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nah...i kena scratched by a Ford Ranger wit bull bar in front from my right side front,following wit my side mirror and till the gas tank there... due to parking too close each other because no parking jor, no choice..saturday ma at dataran prima....mcb one :(
 

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there is 1 gal stay near my place ... she drive very fast when u compare to normal woman...
she drove a small car .... 100 to 120kmh jump lane to lane.... some time i scare to follow her too...
 

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funny stories....ladies dont admit their mistakes no matter in what matters.....

i went to my regular breakfast place at jln ipoh, a myvi was behind me and when i put signal to park, then suddenly i heard a bang and my car jerked in front, wtf....she hit my car, i park nicely and get down, before i even can talk a word, she shouting n yelling nonstop asking me "why u suka suka stop" "never think of ppl behind ah" bla bla bla until so many ppl staring at me...so i check my damage...only scratches at my RH side Rear bumper and her myvi dented bumper and i think bracket also broken liao...

so i really dunno wat to say or how to slot into the arguement, i just say ok ok, its my mistake, pls stop making and she even dare to ask me to pay, then i said, i see u in police station, msia law, u bang my back, u get summon rm300 and i claim yr insurance....only she kept quiet and fast fast drove away...

lately i also seen the car coz i guess staying nearby...idiot...an aunty in her 40's i guess...i let her win that day coz my gf says very malu fighting with aunty somemore early sunday morning..don wanna spoilt my mood....but if my gf not there...i sure F**k kau that lady kau kau one...idiot bastard...now thinking back bit hot already....sigh....
 

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i kena few times also forget about it lor....treat it as an experience of road mentality n laugh it off le...what can you do to change the past?
 

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