Kelisa win Evo 9....

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LancerEvorry

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I thk they watch too much Initial D movie oledi....
Pull handbrake lah...blablablaa....
like the movie sentence....
 

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hehehehhe like this initial D next episode 5 will be AE86 vs Kelisa ooooo...downhill and uphill wahahhahahahaha....i think drift king must practise 24 hours a day to fight kelisa in this episode...wahahahhahah funny mannnn
 

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Tht Kelisa Keng damn kao Sin Ka Lan... As i read through de thread... Hahaha... I found it getting more n more funny... In his posting, he did mentioned at 1 point (de last corner or so...) He shifted into 1st gear at 6k+ rpm to take de corner... :confused_smile: Apalah dia cakap??? Shifted into 1st gear?!! Engine tak pecah ke??? Walan... Mayb his Kelisa got max. 13k rpm... Somore he himself said he is 'Fly Bump Keng'!!! Speed Bump la of cause... Stupid... :emoticon_U: Do anyone here think de E9 driver wil wanna fly bump like him in his new car??? If this de case, like what Bro Cannonfodder said, Kancil oso can win F430 la when comes to fly bumps... Diuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Then when all forummers firing at him, he started to challenge everyone to take him on!!! LoLzzzzzzzzzz :_: When things got serious, on de 20th of Aug. 20+ cars went to Genting n waiting for this 'Fly Bumps Keng' to challenge him.... He went missing... Didnt turn up at all... LoLzzzzzzzzzz.... :Not_Impressed: Adui!!! Memang sohai betul dia...

Kampoon,

Dun pray pray with those Genting Taxi Uncles... Hahaha... I heard lotsa them taruk Nissan Pulsa engine into thier Taxi le... Jangan main main oh... Got Snail (turbo) inside le... :shocked: Yeah, if 1 wanna to know how they did on de up or down hill stretch, those Taxis r de best guide!!! Time urself against them, n u wil know how fast those taxi drivers r driving... LoLzzzzzzzzz....
 

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S9, what i know is our Mr Jackey can eat the genting taxi when go uphill easily...hahaha.
 

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entertaining post.. clearly the problem with the kelisa exists between the steering wheel and the seat.
 

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we should buy a crap car.then 10 scrap car wait him there,not race with him.put push his kelisa down the hill hohoho
 

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Cannonfodder, i agree wit u, the evo9 owner wasn't realized that the kelisa was challenging him. If i'm the e9 owner , i oso don't want to race with kelisa, wasting ur fuel only.hehehhe no way man..... why take risk???? 1 evo9=6 kelisa.
 

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Probably some shitty Ah Beng Kelisa owner showing off some ego. When challenge, he disappears.

Reply to Kelisa owner: Grow up boy! Gay Chow is bad for your image and health! Come back to Earth for once.
 

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"we did'nt know he was born stupid until he spoke".....
 

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errr 1 question ....y didnt the kelisa man say he put 1 of his front tyre into longkang to become "TAKUMI LONGKANG" huh when take conner?? hahahaha.. wei drive a kelisa then talk cock... y he have ball to talk cock but no ball to be TAKUMI LONGKANG?
 

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is the E9 just a normal driver??
if both car is rally driver i still will say E9 win....
 
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