Penang Section!!!

[rodneyk]

:cool: ahem....intro intro to all zthians..
from left :
nks, May(my fren), Dior, ME!!, MOVE (bird day boy), Rodney...and the cameraman>> slk!!!(da bbcute guy) :D
nice pic,huh!!! :p

means you say only may is your friend la
the rest of us isn;t?
hehehe
:P

 

[rodneyk]

:D KANCIL VS EVO VS FERRARI

Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di Lebuhraya Utara Selatan, kelihatan sebuah Kancil putih tersadai di sebelah lane kerosakan.

Ada orang tua yang berdiri disebelahnya, pemilik Kancil tu sedang berjalan ke hulu ke hilir cuba menahan kereta supaya membantu. Tidak ada sebuah kereta pun berhenti.

Tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta Evo7 berhenti di sebelah Kancil tadi. "Ada apa nie pakcik, kereta rosak ke?" tanya pemuda berusia dalam lingkungan 20an. "A'ha rosak " jawab pakcik tu simple aje....

"Ok, cam nie, saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat kereta saya dan saya tarik kereta pakcik sampai tol" mamat nie bagi idea. "Worrait gak tu...tapi....nanti kalau pakcik rasa awak bawak laju pakcik akan hon dan bagi high beam". "Ok pakcik"..

Mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta Kancil di depan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper Evonye. Dia pun jalan la...dengan slow dan berhati-hati. Dalam lima kilometer mamat nie laju le sikit, apalagi pakcik tu pun hon dan bagi high beam la kat mamat tu. Mamat tu pun slowkan balik...

Tiba-tiba ada sebuah Ferrari datang dari belakang dan press minyak kat mamat Evo7. Apa lagi, jiwa muda patang dicabar, dia pun tekan la minyak rapat nak kejar Ferrari nie...lupa la pulak dia dengan Kancil orang tua yg diikat kat belakang kereta dia.

Orang tua tu punya la hangin satu badan, dia pun hon dan bagi hi beam bagai nak rak. Mamat Evo7 tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal.

Kebetulan pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat bawah jambatan.

Vrooommm......bedesup peginye... "Ini dah lebih speed limit nie..." kate polis. "Nie..cecah 250kmj memasing nie..." Dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan supaya saman kereta-kereta yg laju nie...

"Over..over, ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu melebihi had laju, sebuah Ferrari, sebuah Evo7 dan sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak percaye punye.........sebuah Kancil putih tengah cucuk angin Evo7 tu serta bagi hon dan hi beam nak potong!!

hahhahhha
funny la!
:P
really made me laugh

 

[Move NRF]

woei uncle..hw 'young' r u har..
:rolleyes: anyway,jz hope u enjoy the steamboat last nite..real nice to have all joker maniac around...muahha...
:) btw,thanks for the prawn, slk...
:D and the acrobatic by noskill...real cute la u..(ugly but adorable)...
;) and the cake...'tidak miss u'....by angeline..real nice...
:cool: and of course,not to forgot...my fav meatballs....haha...tomyam version and plain soup version....heheeh...looks like today's msn is full of 'meatballs'....hahah...
:D btw, slk...put up da pic of the group photo la...it must be nice..unfortunately,u r that cameraman...kesian.. :p

Wooi tak nampak my name also.... "After Chiak Pa Beh Ki Wah Liao Lo"......this call fren??

 

[rodneyk]

Wooi tak nampak my name also.... "After Chiak Pa Beh Ki Wah Liao Lo"......this call fren??

yalo yalo
mine pun tak ada
*SoB*SoB*

 

[Dior]

means you say only may is your friend la
the rest of us isn;t?
hehehe
:P

ROdneyk....

y that day u so quiet.....like we duwan talk to u eh.... :p (hehehe)
u eat also like Cat food amount.... kekekekekek
next time join us more lor...

we r all crazy one....

u online MSN in weekdays la...especially day time...very Funny Day leh..

 

[rodneyk]

ROdneyk....

y that day u so quiet.....like we duwan talk to u eh.... :p (hehehe)
u eat also like Cat food amount.... kekekekekek
next time join us more lor...

we r all crazy one....

u online MSN in weekdays la...especially day time...very Funny Day leh..

hehehehe no la tired kua and also must observe observe first ma
:P
i on diet ma already told joanne
hehehehee

i always online msn wan ma mostly daytime
now also online
:P
never see u also

 

[roughnecks]

wow...nice TT huh.....dang i miss it out.... : (

oh btw...black box id actually RED in color lol

 

[rodneyk]

wow...nice TT huh.....dang i miss it out.... : (

oh btw...black box id actually RED in color lol

nvm nvm nex round
ehehhee

 

[Dior]

Pontiac Allergic to Vanilla Ice-cream? (hihihihiii)

Folks... read this...


> > Hi,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Please read, very interesting.
> > > >
> > > >Never underestimate your Clients' Complain, no matter how
> > > >funny it might
> > > >be!
> > > >
> > > >This is a real story happened between the customer of General
> > > >Motors and
> > > >its Customer-Care Executive.
> > > >
> > > >A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
> > > >
> > > >This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't
> > > >blame you for
> > > >not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact
> > > >that we have
> > > >a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each
> > > >night.
> > > >
> > > >But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've
> > > >eaten, the
> > > >whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have
> > > >and I drive
> > > >down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently
> > > >purchased
> > > >a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a
> > > >problem.
> > > >
> > > >You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from
> > > >the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice
> > > >cream, the
> > > >car starts just fine.
> > > >
> > > >I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter
> > > >how silly
> > > >it
> > > >sounds:
> > > >
> > > >"What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get
> > > >vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?"
> > > >
> > > >The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the
> > > >letter, but
> > > >sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was
> > > >surprised to be
> > > >greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine
> > > >neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after
> > > >dinnertime, so
> > > >the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was
> > > >vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back
to
> > > >the car, it wouldn't start.
> > > >
> > > >The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they
got
> > > >chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got
> > > >strawberry. The car
> > > >started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
> > > >
> > > >Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this
> > > >man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,
> > > >therefore, to
> > > >continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And
> > > >toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of
> > > >data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth
etc.
> > > >In a short time, he had a
> > > >clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.
> > > >
> > > >Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,
> > > >being the most
> > > >popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for
> > > >quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the
store
> > > >at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out
> > > >the flavor. Now, the question for the Engineer was why the
> > > >car wouldn't
> > > >start when it took less time.
> > > >
> > > >Once time became problem - not the vanilla ice cream Eureka!!!!
> > > >
> > > >The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was
> > > >happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
> > > >other flavors
> > > >allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When
> > > >the man got
> > > >vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to
> > > >dissipate.
> > > >
> > > >Remember:
> > > >Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all
> > > >problems seem to
> > > >be simple only when we find the solution with a cool thinking.
> > > >
> > > >Don't just say its "IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort...
> > > >
> > > >Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you
> > > >will see,
> > > >"I'M POSSIBLE"...
> > > >
> > > >What really matter is your attitude and your perception.

 

[rodneyk]

Folks... read this...


> > Hi,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Please read, very interesting.
> > > >
> > > >Never underestimate your Clients' Complain, no matter how
> > > >funny it might
> > > >be!
> > > >
> > > >This is a real story happened between the customer of General
> > > >Motors and
> > > >its Customer-Care Executive.
> > > >
> > > >A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
> > > >
> > > >This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't
> > > >blame you for
> > > >not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact
> > > >that we have
> > > >a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each
> > > >night.
> > > >
> > > >But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've
> > > >eaten, the
> > > >whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have
> > > >and I drive
> > > >down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently
> > > >purchased
> > > >a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a
> > > >problem.
> > > >
> > > >You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from
> > > >the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice
> > > >cream, the
> > > >car starts just fine.
> > > >
> > > >I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter
> > > >how silly
> > > >it
> > > >sounds:
> > > >
> > > >"What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get
> > > >vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?"
> > > >
> > > >The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the
> > > >letter, but
> > > >sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was
> > > >surprised to be
> > > >greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine
> > > >neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after
> > > >dinnertime, so
> > > >the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was
> > > >vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back
to
> > > >the car, it wouldn't start.
> > > >
> > > >The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they
got
> > > >chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got
> > > >strawberry. The car
> > > >started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
> > > >
> > > >Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this
> > > >man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,
> > > >therefore, to
> > > >continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And
> > > >toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of
> > > >data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth
etc.
> > > >In a short time, he had a
> > > >clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.
> > > >
> > > >Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,
> > > >being the most
> > > >popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for
> > > >quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the
store
> > > >at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out
> > > >the flavor. Now, the question for the Engineer was why the
> > > >car wouldn't
> > > >start when it took less time.
> > > >
> > > >Once time became problem - not the vanilla ice cream Eureka!!!!
> > > >
> > > >The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was
> > > >happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
> > > >other flavors
> > > >allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When
> > > >the man got
> > > >vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to
> > > >dissipate.
> > > >
> > > >Remember:
> > > >Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all
> > > >problems seem to
> > > >be simple only when we find the solution with a cool thinking.
> > > >
> > > >Don't just say its "IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort...
> > > >
> > > >Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you
> > > >will see,
> > > >"I'M POSSIBLE"...
> > > >
> > > >What really matter is your attitude and your perception.

hahahahahaha
an interesting way to solve a problem

 

[bikinigal]

u sssssssssssoooooooooo quiet ma...
then,become 'invisible' liao lor..
in case u wan ur name to be 'up', then, u have to prove urself this coming TT...don ony talk to slk and move bout da cars thing la...
act something like nks...(proactive) little bit...when he saw may,wat lau eh...immediately cakap banyak!
so...beh tahan nia... :p

means you say only may is your friend la
the rest of us isn;t?
hehehe
:P

 

[bikinigal]

siapa kata no name!
i got ask u bout ur age ma...just forget to write name only nia....call u 'uncle' oso can ma...
anyway, so small gas...ok lor....
ladies and gentlemen...
in case u guys dunno...it's MOVE's bird day dat we celebrated in the pic...
btw, he keep asking for the bd kiss...i act dunno...dat's y i din write his name lo...hihi.....satisfy wit my answer??MOVE?? :D

Wooi tak nampak my name also.... "After Chiak Pa Beh Ki Wah Liao Lo"......this call fren??

 

[bikinigal]

DIA MANA ADA MAKAN!!!!
don say 'cat amount er..'
'tikus' oso eat more than him!

ROdneyk....

y that day u so quiet.....like we duwan talk to u eh.... :p (hehehe)
u eat also like Cat food amount.... kekekekekek
next time join us more lor...

we r all crazy one....

u online MSN in weekdays la...especially day time...very Funny Day leh..

 

[bikinigal]

woei..bakar sampai gua sini ar!!!
u where got tell me u 'on diet'...wherre's da fat??!!
as i remember, the person should go 'on diet' is slk(no offence har..) and ME!!!
ur fat put at backside ar?diet backside must walk a lot...so,ur car can gv me liao...hahhahah!

hehehehe no la tired kua and also must observe observe first ma
:P
i on diet ma already told joanne
hehehehee

i always online msn wan ma mostly daytime
now also online
:P
never see u also

 

[bikinigal]

ya cikgu...
terima kasih cikgu... :p

Folks... read this...


> > Hi,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Please read, very interesting.
> > > >
> > > >Never underestimate your Clients' Complain, no matter how
> > > >funny it might
> > > >be!
> > > >
> > > >This is a real story happened between the customer of General
> > > >Motors and
> > > >its Customer-Care Executive.
> > > >
> > > >A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
> > > >
> > > >This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't
> > > >blame you for
> > > >not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact
> > > >that we have
> > > >a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each
> > > >night.
> > > >
> > > >But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've
> > > >eaten, the
> > > >whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have
> > > >and I drive
> > > >down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently
> > > >purchased
> > > >a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a
> > > >problem.
> > > >
> > > >You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from
> > > >the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice
> > > >cream, the
> > > >car starts just fine.
> > > >
> > > >I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter
> > > >how silly
> > > >it
> > > >sounds:
> > > >
> > > >"What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get
> > > >vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?"
> > > >
> > > >The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the
> > > >letter, but
> > > >sent an Engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was
> > > >surprised to be
> > > >greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine
> > > >neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after
> > > >dinnertime, so
> > > >the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was
> > > >vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back
to
> > > >the car, it wouldn't start.
> > > >
> > > >The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they
got
> > > >chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got
> > > >strawberry. The car
> > > >started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
> > > >
> > > >Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this
> > > >man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,
> > > >therefore, to
> > > >continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And
> > > >toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of
> > > >data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth
etc.
> > > >In a short time, he had a
> > > >clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor.
> > > >
> > > >Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,
> > > >being the most
> > > >popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for
> > > >quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the
store
> > > >at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out
> > > >the flavor. Now, the question for the Engineer was why the
> > > >car wouldn't
> > > >start when it took less time.
> > > >
> > > >Once time became problem - not the vanilla ice cream Eureka!!!!
> > > >
> > > >The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was
> > > >happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
> > > >other flavors
> > > >allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When
> > > >the man got
> > > >vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to
> > > >dissipate.
> > > >
> > > >Remember:
> > > >Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all
> > > >problems seem to
> > > >be simple only when we find the solution with a cool thinking.
> > > >
> > > >Don't just say its "IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort...
> > > >
> > > >Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully... Looking closer you
> > > >will see,
> > > >"I'M POSSIBLE"...
> > > >
> > > >What really matter is your attitude and your perception.

 

[roughnecks]

u sssssssssssoooooooooo quiet ma...
then,become 'invisible' liao lor..
in case u wan ur name to be 'up', then, u have to prove urself this coming TT...don ony talk to slk and move bout da cars thing la...
act something like nks...(proactive) little bit...when he saw may,wat lau eh...immediately cakap banyak!
so...beh tahan nia... :p

hahaha....kena tangkap liao brader NOS.....:p

 

[NOSkill]

hahaha....kena tangkap liao brader NOS.....:p

......................................

 

[roughnecks]

......................................

WAAAK!!!!.......~DUMMPHH...~....*dead on floor..!*

 

[rodneyk]

silence is golden

 

[bikinigal]

silence is golden

wei...u were there too!!
dont u think it's obvious?? :D
heheh.... :p
silence is gonlden konon!huh! :cool: