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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2865163" data-attributes="member: 14320">SkyscrapperA-1 construction company is putting up a skyscraper in downtown New York. It's Hard-hat Joey's first day working on the fifty-third floor.At about 11:30, after a morning of riveting, he starts to feel nature calling.He finds his foreman and asks "Hey boss jew think I can go down and take a piss real quick""Hey Joey, ya know I can't do dat" his boss replies, "It'll take ya 10 minutes to get down, and another ten to get back up. That's 20 minutes I just can't spare. Ya know we gotta get this job done by next week" "I tell ya what" says the foreman, "I'll stick this here plank out da window, you go out dere and uh do what ya gotta do"Joey inches his way out on to the plank, unzips his pants and starts to piss.Meanwhile the phone rings inside. the foreman, forgetting he was holding the plank for Joey and not wanting to miss the call runs over to answer it.Needless to say Joey falls and dies.The next week there is an inquiry into Joey's death and the foreman gets brought up on charges of murder.The prosecution has one witness that was on the 25th floor. When asked to give his view of what happened, the witness looks around, leans forward and says "you know what I think? I think it had to do with sex. Maybe they were quarreling lovers"The foreman incensed, stands up and yells what the hell kinda crap is that?""Well," says the witness, "when the deceased passed the 25th floor he was holding his dick and screaming 'where'd that cocksucker go?!'"</blockquote>

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