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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2847006" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Laws Around The World</strong></p><p></p><p>In <strong>Lebanon</strong>, men are legally allowed to have sex with</p><p>animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with</p><p>a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)</p><p></p><p><strong>Bahrain</strong>, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but</p><p>is prohibited from looking directly at them during</p><p>the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.</p><p></p><p><strong>Muslims</strong> are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also </p><p>applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered </p><p>with a brick or piece of wood at all times. </p><p>(A brick??)</p><p></p><p>The penalty for masturbation in <strong>Indonesia</strong> is decapitation. (Wonder</p><p>which head?)</p><p></p><p>There are men in <strong>Guam</strong> whose full-time job is to travel the</p><p>Countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege</p><p>of having sex for the first time... </p><p>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. </p><p>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)</p><p></p><p>In <strong>Hong Kong</strong>, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous</p><p>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.</p><p>The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner</p><p>desired. (Ah! Justice!)</p><p></p><p>Topless saleswomen are legal in <strong>Liverpool, England</strong> but</p><p>only in tropical fish stores.(But of course!)</p><p></p><p>In <strong>Cali, Colombia</strong>, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)</p><p></p><p>In <strong>Santa Cruz, Bolivia</strong>, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and </p><p>her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough</p><p>problem that they had to pass this law?)</p><p></p><p>In <strong>Maryland</strong>, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with</p><p>one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine</p><p>only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption</p><p>on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?</p><p>... Not as great as Guam!)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2847006, member: 14320"] [B]Laws Around The World[/B] In [B]Lebanon[/B], men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) [B]Bahrain[/B], a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. [B]Muslims[/B] are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) The penalty for masturbation in [B]Indonesia[/B] is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in [B]Guam[/B] whose full-time job is to travel the Countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In [B]Hong Kong[/B], a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in [B]Liverpool, England[/B] but only in tropical fish stores.(But of course!) In [B]Cali, Colombia[/B], a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) In [B]Santa Cruz, Bolivia[/B], it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In [B]Maryland[/B], it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam!) [/QUOTE]
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