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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2545359" data-attributes="member: 14320">Teacher To Student:Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.********************Girls are like phones.We like to be heldand talked too-but if u press thewrong buttonu’ll be disconnected!********************A girl & boy were sitting alone,that boy started touching de girl,Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.Boy : ok call me when u r maried.********************Father to son:whenever i beat you,you dont get annoyed,how you control your anger?son: i start cleaning the toiletseat with your toothbrush********************Girl: When we get married,I want to share all your worries,troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It’s very kind of you,darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.********************Q: Hear about the terroristthat hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?A: He threatened to release oneevery hour if his demands weren’t met.********************Son: Mom, when I was on the buswith Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.********************A man went to the Police Station wishingto speak with the burglar who hadbroken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.“No, no no!” said the man.“I want to know how he got into the housewithout waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”********************Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?It’s a formality just like two boxersshaking hands before the fight begins!********************Teacher : Which is more important to us,the sun or the moon?Pupil : The moon.Teacher : Why?Pupil : The moon gives us light at nightwhen we need it but the sun gives us lightonly in the day time when we dont need it.*******************Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photoman is on d right side & woman on d left?A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on dLeft Side & Assets on d Right!*******************</blockquote>

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