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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2541082" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue">J</span></strong>ealous <strong><span style="color: Red">H</span></strong>usband</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A jealous husband hired a <strong><span style="color: Red">private detective </span></strong>to check on the movements</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">video of his wife's activities.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"I just can't believe this</span></strong>," the distraught husband said.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2541082, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]J[/COLOR][/B]ealous [B][COLOR="Red"]H[/COLOR][/B]usband[/SIZE] [FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="4"]A jealous husband hired a [B][COLOR="Red"]private detective [/COLOR][/B]to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee. [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"I just can't believe this[/COLOR][/B]," the distraught husband said. The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!" The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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