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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4516790" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Contemplating SuicideA man standing on a bridge seems to be contemplating suicide...He lost his job, his home and his car..Out of nowhere a evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem was.The man replies he has nothing to live for... everything is gone.The evil image in the cape tells man he is the devil, and he would grant himthree wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.The man thinks for a minute, and agrees to the terms offered.First he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tells the man that he now has a 6 bedroom house with 3 baths at 316 Oak View Lane.Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he isnow Senior VP at IBM..Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work, and the evil image tells the man he has 2 Lincoln Town cars in his new 2 car garage."Well," the evil image says, "it's time to keep your end of the bargain."They go under the bridge, and the act is performed.They both light up a cigarette and start chatting."Well," says the man who performed the deed, "Did you really think I was going to jump???"With that, the evil image tells the man, "Did you really think I was the devil?"======Q) How many Women does it takes to change a light bulb?A) 11, 10 to form a support group, and one to get her boyfriend to do it.Q)How many female activist does it take to change a light bulb?A)2, One to do it, and one to bitch about it.How are women and tornadoes alike?They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs, and jewels.Oral sex is a matter of taste.</blockquote>

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