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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4502052" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Pickle FactoryBill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for anumber of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife thathe had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into thepickle slicer.His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome thecompulsion on his own.One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at oncethat something was seriously wrong."What's wrong, Bill?" she asked."Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to putmy penis into the pickle slicer?""Oh, Bill, you didn't.""Yes, I did.""My! God, Bill, what happened?""I got fired""No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?""Oh...she got fired too."____________A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbowgoes into her breast They are both quite startled. The man turns to herand says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'llforgive me."She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."____________A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop isgoing down the line giving them all tickets. A little old lady comeswalking up to the girl at the end of the line and says, "What're ya alldoin' here in line like this?" The girl is annoyed, so to be asmart-ass, she says, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."The little old lady says, "Oh, that's nice. I didn't have one in solong, I think I'll get in line here with ya." So she gets in line, and afew minutes later the cop gets to this little, shriveled-up old lady.He says, "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?" She looks him rightin the eye and says, "As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'm gonna keepsuckin' on 'em.</blockquote>

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