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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4501315" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Blonde Quickies</strong></p><p></p><p>Q) What is the Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?</p><p>A) An Ironing boards legs are harder to get open</p><p>Q)How is a blonde like a frying pan?</p><p>A)You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat.</p><p>Q)What does an airplane and a blonde have in common?</p><p>A)they both have cockpits.</p><p>Q) Whats the Difference between a blonde and a Mesquito?</p><p>A)When you slap the Mesquito it stops sucking</p><p>Q)How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?</p><p>A)Her Tampon is in her ear, and she cant find her pencil.</p><p>Q)What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter?</p><p>A)If your not in bed by 11 come home.</p><p>Q) How do you confuse a blonde?</p><p>A)put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in the corner.</p><p>Two blondes are walking down the Street, one blonde says look at that dog with one eye. the other blonde puts her hand over her eye and goes where.</p><p>Q)What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?</p><p>A)They both been laid all over America.</p><p>Q)Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?</p><p>A)Because they blow it each time.</p><p>Q) What's the Difference between a blonde and a Toilet?</p><p>A)A Toilet wont follow you after you use it.</p><p>Q)What do you call two nuns and a blonde?</p><p>A)Two tight ends and a wide recerver.</p><p>Q)What did one blondes leg say to the Other?</p><p>A)Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.</p><p>Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?</p><p>A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball</p><p>Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?</p><p>A. Butter is difficult to spread</p><p>Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?</p><p>A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.</p><p>A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4501315, member: 14320"] [B]Blonde Quickies[/B] Q) What is the Difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A) An Ironing boards legs are harder to get open Q)How is a blonde like a frying pan? A)You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat. Q)What does an airplane and a blonde have in common? A)they both have cockpits. Q) Whats the Difference between a blonde and a Mesquito? A)When you slap the Mesquito it stops sucking Q)How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A)Her Tampon is in her ear, and she cant find her pencil. Q)What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter? A)If your not in bed by 11 come home. Q) How do you confuse a blonde? A)put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in the corner. Two blondes are walking down the Street, one blonde says look at that dog with one eye. the other blonde puts her hand over her eye and goes where. Q)What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A)They both been laid all over America. Q)Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant? A)Because they blow it each time. Q) What's the Difference between a blonde and a Toilet? A)A Toilet wont follow you after you use it. Q)What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A)Two tight ends and a wide recerver. Q)What did one blondes leg say to the Other? A)Between you and me, we could make a lot of money. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? A. Butter is difficult to spread Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower? A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet. A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time." [/QUOTE]
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