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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4490975" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mujo And The Black Rider Mujo comes to the wild west, and tired from his trip, goes to a saloonto have a beer. As soon as he gets in, he sees everybody else leaving ina hurry. He leans on counter and asks the bartender, "What's happening?""Don't you know? The black rider will be here in a few minutes."Mujo asks, "Who the fuck is the black rider?"The bartender replies, "I can't believe you don't know. He's the mostdangerous guy I've ever seen. You better get lost before he gets here,or god knows what he will do if he finds you here. I'm just about toleave myself"Mujo thinks, "Fuck the black rider. I'll stay here and have my beer inpeace, and when he comes, I'll show him." So there's Mujo all alone inthe bar drinking his beer, everybody's gone already, so the whole placeis a bit creepy. All of the sudden he hears some steps outside of thesaloon, the door opens, and a 6 ft 5" tall man comes in, all dressed inblack, black hat, black shirt, black cowboy boots. Mujo can feel hisknees tremble - the black rider is here!The man leans on the counter and says, "Hey, you!"Mujo stammers, "Wwwhhho mmme?""Yes you, come over here" the man demands.Mujo comes. "Yes, sir, how can I help you sir?" His voice is shaking,and he can barely stand.The man says, "Blow me."Mujo thinks, what else can he do -- that's the black rider he's talkingto and he can kill him any second, so he starts doing the job .The man starts moaning.Muko asks, "Is everything OK sir?"The man replies, "Yes, it's OK. But just hurry up a bit, the black riderwill be here any minute, and then we're both dead."{{{{{Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas?Shut up son, you already have your wheelchair.Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone?Your Grandma, dear. Now get in the coffin.Q: How do you keep a hard-on?A: Don't fuck with it.Q: How are men like strawberries?A: Because they take such a long time to mature, and bythe time they do most are rotten.Ashes to ashes,Dust to dust.If Rock Hudson ate pussyHe'd still be with us.</blockquote>

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