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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4485917" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> A Wealthy Couple</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they</p><p>advised their butler that they were giving him the evening</p><p>off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite</p><p>late. The couple went to the ball and dinner.</p><p></p><p>After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she</p><p>was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and</p><p>finish some work for the next day. The husband responded</p><p>that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very</p><p>important people who were his new business partners.</p><p></p><p>So, the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out</p><p>on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and</p><p>sat down very seductively. She asked him to come closer.</p><p>Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his</p><p>ear:</p><p></p><p>"Take off my dress...."</p><p>"Now, take off my bra."</p><p>"Next, remove my shoes and stockings."</p><p>"Now, remove my garter belt and panties."</p><p></p><p>She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice</p><p>shouted:</p><p></p><p>"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, your ass is</p><p>fired!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The sweet young thing was telling the Evangelist that she had been sleeping in another bedroom since she had caught her husband sleeping with the neighbor.</p><p>"It's your duty to forgive him, my child," intoned the minister as he patted her hand. She fell into his arms gently sobbing. </p><p>"But," he added, as his grip tightened, "How'd ya like to get even with the S.O.B. first?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4485917, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] A Wealthy Couple[/COLOR][/B] A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out until quite late. The couple went to the ball and dinner. After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners. So, the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She asked him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear: "Take off my dress...." "Now, take off my bra." "Next, remove my shoes and stockings." "Now, remove my garter belt and panties." She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted: "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, your ass is fired!" [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] The sweet young thing was telling the Evangelist that she had been sleeping in another bedroom since she had caught her husband sleeping with the neighbor. "It's your duty to forgive him, my child," intoned the minister as he patted her hand. She fell into his arms gently sobbing. "But," he added, as his grip tightened, "How'd ya like to get even with the S.O.B. first?" [/QUOTE]
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