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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4484230" data-attributes="member: 14320"> THE REAL MAN TEST1. If you are over forty and you have a washboard stomach, youare gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with theboys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Nancy-pants.2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is likea dog, but gay--it grooms itself constantly but never scratchesitself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, andwhines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!'Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come todaddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man onlysucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickledpigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training andundeniably a fag.4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man'sworld is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where hepleases.5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as queeras a $3 bill. A straight man will never be heard ordering a DecafSoy Latte. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've hada man there, too.6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors orfour different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie,you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real mandoesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all ofthat crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a'fressier' is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type oftextile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you'redying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both handson the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerkoff. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change theradio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your emaillist because you are afraid of hurting their feelings thenyou are definitely on the verge of being a fudgepacker.</blockquote>

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